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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 12:33 PM        NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!"
Max has just come up with a list of 100 things he doesn't like. Yeah, yeah... there's way more than 100 things we don't like about him, but this is HIS turn to speak. Ok people? You got it? Good.


NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/i-dont-like.php

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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
Do things with made up names include restaurant menu items with names that are humiliating to say, like "Git'r Don'ions?"
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 05:09 PM       
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People who jump out at you in libraries
The timing of this one made me lol ;<

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When your doorbell rings and you open the door and there's nobody there and you look down and there's a paper bag on your doorstep and Jesus, it's on fire, so you stamp on it without even thinking and the god damn bag turns out to be full of memories of a girl you knew in high school who you never asked out even though on certain summer nights you can still smell her hair
This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.

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Prejudice

Intolerance

Bigotry

Mexicans
I have a similar list of dislikes :<
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 05:26 PM       
Max, I think it's fantastic that you can spell "elephantiasis" but not "wiener".
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 06:18 PM       
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Finally getting to see a show you really wanted to see for the second time and it's a rerun of the one episode you already saw
This.

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People that jump out at you during high school musical in the face
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 07:27 PM       
Max, that was brilliant. I think #69 was my favorite.
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 08:04 PM       
25. Star Trek Voyager

70. Dragon Tails, Dragon Tails, it's almost time for Dragon tails

96. Cotton eye Joe

101. The fact that Max Burback hasn't written any poetry recently that I've known about
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 08:51 PM       
I thought 36 and 37 were the best until I kept reading and it just got funnier from there.
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
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The timing of this one made me lol ;<


This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.


I have a similar list of dislikes :<
i like how he says prejudice and bigotry and then mexicans, very clever
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
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Favorite part. Awesome article.
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Old Aug 8th, 2007, 01:11 AM       
I was like, "Maybe I'll read a few of the things on the list until it's not funny anymore." but then it was all funny and I read it all the way through. lol Good job, Max.
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Old Aug 8th, 2007, 09:23 AM       
Thanks, evabuddy

MLE: It's ALL poetry, babe

Perndog, I totally agree. What the fuck, man.

Chojin, Proto: You know that one about the burning bag was my favorite too.
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