Band Name?

[Grislygus]

I dunno about that theory, my friends are pretty damned good musicians and their band name sucks

[Dixie]

From your description of your band's music I would like to suggest the name:
Totally 90s Shit
That way everyone could tell by your name that you suck and they wouldn't have to part with $5 and 30 minutes of their time to find out. Truth in advertising.

[King Hadas]

Originally Posted by Grisylgus

I dunno about that theory, my friends are pretty damned good musicians and their band name sucks

As long as your not cliché or to long winded band names really aren't that important since the connotation people put on them is based on how they feel about the bands music.

I have no hope for zrainators band but it sure is a lot of fun coming up with band names.

Word Burgers
Parachuting Toolsheds
Truth and Omega Truth
Ostrich Swallows Sky (interesting side note, this is how the aboriginals of Australia refer to Roger Barr)
Rotting Roads
Rascally Red Rockets
Fleshy Computer Screens
Trapped in the Monday

[Misdemonar]

RIPSAW FACE!!!

[Zrazinator]

bite me Tadao. we just needed a band name. you're just pissed cuz you're not in a band, therefore, you hate all music and people better than you. commie.

thanks for all of the ideas people!

[Esuohlim]

GO WITH "SEXY GRANDPA"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

General Badness....

Album is Reporting for Duty

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by Zrazinator

bite me Tadao. we just needed a band name. you're just pissed cuz you're not in a band, therefore, you hate all music and people better than you. commie.

thanks for all of the ideas people!

If you don't use my ideas then i'm afraid that it is you that is the commie.

[Tadao]

He's not punk, otherwise he would use TBA. He just wants to be famous and call himself punk. Another Green Day fag.

[T-Rex]

Originally Posted by executioneer

isnt sex funeral a achewood reference

you are coming dangerously close to making me think you are a big webcomics nerd, t-rex

Whoops Rumbled! Couldn't I be called a supporter rather than a nerd?

[executioneer]

maybe

if you're yella

[Zrazinator]

Originally Posted by Tadao

He's not punk, otherwise he would use TBA. He just wants to be famous and call himself punk. Another Green Day fag.

maybe i think that TBA SUCKS ASS

[Sacks]

Don't worry Tadao no one likes my band names either.

[sloth]

well seeing as everyone can imagine exactly what your band is going to sound like (shit), cant you just do us all a favour and, you know, nip it in the bud? yeah, you might always be tormented by what could have been, but isnt it better to be forty, fat and full of regret than forever stained by what will by all accounts be a horrible fucking band? since you cant even think of a band name, let me make this easy for you: dont bother.

[Esuohlim]

GO WITH "THE JON ARBUCKLE EXPERIENCE"

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Zrazinator

maybe i think that TBA SUCKS ASS

That's because you're not punk.

[Trash]

How about "John Doe and the Green Days"?

[Madface]

Burn The Fax Machine
It's Purple Time
Marx and the Molemen
Chewy Rodriguez Sings the Blues
The Radio Lifters
Cobalt Thrust Squats
Damn Tuesdays
Eviction Notice
MethTemple

[Tadao]

The Tadaos

[Pub Lover]

Penis Penis & The Penises

[T-Rex]

The Racists
The We Love Hitler Band
The Yo Mamma's Feet So Big Her Nikes Spell Nickelodeon Band

[bigtimecow]

my bands are called george orwell the musical and slightly outrageous neanderthals

i win

[Sacks]

Just Gomson for short.

[Sethomas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Day_discography

See, I read your first post and thought you were incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 1997 release constituted "early" Green Day. Turns out it was just a fluke in my memory; you're actually incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 2000 release constitutes "early" Green Day.

So, to answer your question, your best band name idea would be:
"Probably born in the 90s"

You can call your first album "Bad Understanding of Chronology". Most of the songs should incorporate lyrics explaining how you learned in early 2005 that Green Day had other albums than "American Idiot" while most of your friends didn't know that until later in the year.

[Sacks]

Sethomas that was some straight up cold shit. Awesome.