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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 03:31 AM       
Quit complaining you pussies

HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION: Jobs that use math will make you a lot of money. If you suck at math you'll end up like Tadao with a vasectomy and a fused spine.

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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 03:35 AM       
I'm good at math and science, but I'm absolutely terrible at history, geography, social sciences, economics, english, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communcations, art, and having muscles
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 03:36 AM       
YOU MSIED THE PAGE VRAK >madrolleyes
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 03:39 AM       
Btw GW the Substitution method is when you get some nerd to take your tests for you in exchange for Miller Lite, you'll never get throuhg college if you don't learn the tricks
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 03:48 AM       
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I'm good at math and science, but I'm absolutely terrible at history, geography, social sciences, economics, english, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communcations, art, and having muscles
Ha, that's quite a coincidence, since I am good at history, geography, social sciences, economics, English, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communications and art, but I suck at maths, science and having muscles.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 04:36 AM       
We need to find someone good at having muscles. Then we can be the I-Mock dream team
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 04:41 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 05:27 AM       
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If we had a baby and it was a girl it would be pretty much perfect.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 05:47 AM       
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I only need a semester of College Algebra.

I failed it the first time.

You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had.

We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU.

It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 06:37 AM       
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You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had.

We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU.

It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half.
What you do in that situation is use a flip to record yourself typing in the answers, upload it to youtube, and posting the link to it in the 'show your work' box
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 07:30 AM       
I want to take online courses for things, but not if they are wacky.


Also, I got in the newspaper again for the 'street talk' segment, but I'm not posting a picture this time because I look like an utter, utter wanker. Plus my comment was raped to pieces and turned into what an idiot would say when asked if brothels should be legalised, rather than what an intelligent person would say. So there you go.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 07:52 AM       
I was hoping to see what an utter, utter wanker would look like.

I hate talking to reporters for that very reason...they can take something completely out of context, piece something together, make it whatever they need it to be to prove whatever point they want to make, and they don't care if you look like a moron in the bargain.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 08:04 AM       
you should take her article and write an article about what journalists with no journalistic integrity or objectivity would do.

i think one time i used the substitution method maybe when i was calculating a conversion for a reciple
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 09:50 AM       
http://consumerist.com/2010/06/mmm-c...doughnuts.html

MUST FUCKING HAVE SOME

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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 10:14 AM       
I've had a Krispy Kreme doughnut only once. and Cheerwine looks like it would taste good, too.


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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 11:01 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 11:41 AM       
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Arent you in Texas right now? Go to Shipleys mofo.


Zhukov. If you dont want to show us the pic can you at least post what you said and what they printed?
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i think one time i used the substitution method maybe when i was calculating a conversion for a reciple
I use Algebra nearly every frigging day of my life. It's part of what I get paid to do.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 11:55 AM       
GW. Three or five years from now when your cooking your own bathtub crack you will use all these pointless math skills.
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 12:12 PM       
^


I was asked if brothels should be legal in Tasmania, I replied that it's a difficult question that can't be answered easily and certainly needs a lot of investigation and research done before it is legalised, but it's not going to go away just because it's illegal, so I think it's better to have it regulated and under some sort of control than underground and unsafe to all involved.

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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 12:13 PM       
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Quit complaining you pussies

HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION: Jobs that use math will make you a lot of money. If you suck at math you'll end up like Tadao with a vasectomy and a fused spine.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
^^^ ... and you learned your lesson, right?
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Hell no. Math can soduko my balls
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