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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 12:25 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "THE BISHOP OF BATTLE!"
Here's my first in-depth horror movie review of the season, "The Bishop of Battle" is one of several scary tales from the "Nightmares" DVD. It features a young, punky Emilio Estevez who is obsessed with beating one video video game. Hope you guys like this one, I'm pretty damned happy with how it turned out.


"THE BISHOP OF BATTLE!"
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 02:33 AM       
fucking rad...
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 02:36 AM       
If I was stuck in a video game, it's be bubble bobble :D
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 02:53 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:44 AM       
that was great, as was Emilio Estevez. He made some uh, interesting movies. Charlie Sheen? pfft.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:45 AM       
He never beat it
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:46 AM       
Oh, and you think with all the references to that jersey kid that you'd have seen him pop out or something.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 09:26 AM       
Where do you find these movies?
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 09:31 AM       
In my childhood memories.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 08:41 PM       
Review a cool movie again!! ! ! ! !!! !11 11 1
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 07:04 AM       


I win.


Also I remembered this awesome camp movie I saw when I was 10 or whatever that's on the same 'Video Game Champ' vein. I don't know what it's called, but I'll describe the fragments of plot that have stayed with me through the years and hopefully one of you will help me track down this amazing movie.

Ok, there's a kid who's amazing at video games. But he can't play anymore because - get this - every time he looks at the screen of an arcade, he sees reflected in them his memory of when he was making out with some girl and her father walked in on them or something. Anyway, he's still considered legend in the video game scene (sic). I don't remember how, somebody calls him out to a duel. And he has to overcome his shady memories and play like he never played before. That's basically it. Also I remember this fat slob that was also awesome in video games. He was a friend of the protagonist. When he's called out to a duel, he opts to eat a sandwitch for the first 2 minutes of his game time, resulting in the loss of two lives. But never fear! he finishes up with his meal and then grabs the arcade sticks and beats that other guy with just his last life. I remember them playing Ms Pacman or something.

Anyway, that's all I remember. I'm hoping rog or someone else might have seen this little 80s gem and can give me a name 'cause I really want to see this again. So, any of that stuff ring a bell?
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 04:37 PM       
Take that yugioh trading card game!
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
If I was stuck in a video game, it wouldnt be a dateing sim.....Id be reaped by a tenticle monster
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
crap it will not let me edit... Now I look like a retard.....
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:52 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
i'd prolly want to be stuck in Mario Sunshine for the rest of my life.
It's pretty much the afterlife, with paint and confusing platform puzzles.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
if i could get stuck in a video game it would be rosemarry's baby because i want to eat pudding and get raped by satan
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
hey wait a second thats not a video game lol thats a MOVIE and why would you want to get raped?? lol
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 01:34 AM       
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