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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 05:53 AM        "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR RAPED MY CHRISTMAS!"
Prepare yourselves mocklings... prepare yourselves for a vision of the future. A vision of a world where Christmas is conquered by the awesome power of the Ultimate Warrior and his Destrucity! This is one of those things I've wanted to feature for a long time, but I only just recently got my hands on the comic. But ohhhhhhh was it ever worth the wait!


NEW FEATURE: "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR RAPED MY CHRISTMAS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas

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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:09 AM       
Wrestlecrap's take on this was funny...but this take was so much funnier. Thank you, -RoG-.

EDIT: Also \, who could forget when he was in WCW and putting Brutus Beefcake in S&M positions with his group the One Warrior Nation (oWn.....get it?)
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:18 AM       
Oh man, it doesn't get any better than the Ultimate knowledge that the Warrior possesses. I try to live my life by the 8 rules of Destrucity everyday. Got to http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/warriorsmachete/ to read some awesomely incoherent blogs.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
i remeber you mentioning this.....i had hoped it was a cough syrup induced hallucination...
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 03:13 PM       
please tell me you photoshopped the money shot on santa in the last picture
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 06:18 PM       
Oh man, I can't believe how fucking insane that comic is. I can't wait to see the actual issues!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
This is genius one of your best yet
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:15 PM       
the one on the far left has a mustache, AND he's smoking a cigarette :/
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
Who is the ultimate warrior?
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:02 PM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_(wrestler)

I didn't know who he was either, but the piece was still enjoyable.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:06 PM       
Why did that link you sent me go to a naked pot smoking native american?
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
highlight the entire thing and put it into your url address, I couldn't get the url tags to work, and I don't know why it chose that part in particular, but not the whole thing.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
Oh okay, thanks!

That first thing was hilarious though.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 03:47 AM       
Isn't he dead?
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 04:42 PM       
That was... confusing to say the least.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 06:01 PM       
Man, I would not be surprised at ALL if you got contacted by the ULTIMATE LEGAL TEAM. I mean, you posted pictures of him raping santa. All somethingawful did was call him a crazy racist and the ULTIMATE LAWYER started stalking them.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 04:52 PM       
I especially would be careful of him lately, since he's making a comeback in Spain. You don't want to piss the Warrior off That said, I hope someone does show pics of these comics during said comeback since they're an awesome laugh.

I wonder if he'll bring Sting and Undertaker to Spain with him...
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