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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:47 PM       


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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
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Since a large portion of these candies are still in production, check out these two big lists o' mine...

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2007
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
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I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;
I asked Danny, & he said he'd hit it, which really could go either way, or indeed both ways with him.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
Stupid germans! she could had became into the most beathiful jailbait shemale ever, why they want to take her dick off?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:28 PM       
I just snapped a pic of this badass maternal wolf spider in my driveway. Those are babies on her back.

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:35 PM       
I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<

I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
The treadmill desk would be great for phone sex operators.

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:51 PM       
That is one unpleasantly masculine chick
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:56 PM       
She is smelling fat guy sweat all day.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:57 PM       
And it's leaking in through her pores and slowly changing her into a dude
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
Look at the lazy fuck way in the back. It's holding itself up by hanging its arms over the wall.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:02 PM       
MUST ESCAPE... TOO... FUCKING... FAT
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
Relevant or not, I decided to go ahead and share the hideously gross blister with you. I got it from having a questionable spot burned off at the dermatologist's. Redhead fair-skin bonus points!



For any of you who were on the fence about doing me.

(the blister is long-gone, btw- was just extremely ugly while it lasted)
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:07 PM       
How did you not pop it?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:10 PM       
It was painful to even touch it. It got to where it looked like there was a giant red jellybean growing off my hand.

It popped involuntarily when I forgot it was there and accidentally slammed it in a drawer. And it hurt like righteous fuck.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
I would have put a hot needle through that shit right away. I know you're not supposed to, I don't know why though. Someone else can Google it.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:21 PM       
It's like protective bubble wrap over your wound.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
So is a band-aid after you pop it.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:38 PM       
It was right near my knuckle, band-aids kept coming off, it was a major pain in the ass.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:43 PM       
Yeah, that isn't a band-aid friendly spot.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
I tried looping one around the front and one around the back to hold it on, but when it got wet it'd just slide right off. I was very relieved when I got past the bandaid stage.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 09:25 PM       
Jellybeans, you say? Maybe JellyBelly planted their mutant seed in you while you toured
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 09:43 PM       
this was way before that, unfortunately. Carrying a mutant jellybelly seed sounds kinda cool.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
You know that "SKRAA" sound you hear from various birds-of-prey on TV or in movies? Well, it turns out that it's added there for effect; only one species of falcon actually makes that sound. So, while I was out on my daily stroll, I heard it, clear as day.

Fuck that was awesome.

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 10:33 PM       
IRL bald eagles make a kind of weak cluck type noise
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