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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
That baby looks very young for its age!!

Luv, Suzy!!

(p.s. congrats! its a beautiful baby!)
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
I agree!!
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 05:32 AM       
Congrats McLain!!! Actually, congrats to your wife, she did the hard bit. Your involvement probably only lasted about 30 seconds.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 05:46 AM       
Congrats McClain!

Professor Cool gives his well wishes, his brother just had a kid less than a week ago.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 11:30 AM       
Who's the father?
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 11:40 AM       
its cliche now, but.....

CONGRATS!

but im feeling generous, so...

CONGRATULATIONS!
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 08:35 PM       
I had just set out the turkey. It was finally done and the sweet potato casserole had about three minutes left in the oven. Ashley had been complaining of cramps all morning which is a typical pre-labor sign. I figured she might have the baby soon... Just please not during Thanksgiving Dinner. It's my favorite meal of the year. Turkey. Mashed Potatoes. Sweet Potatoes. Green Bean Casserole. Creamed Corn Casserole. Rolls. Gravy. Stuffing.
Just as I reached for an oven mitt to take out the final dish, my wife yells, "MY WATER BROKE!" and begins to panic. We call the doc and she tells us to come in now. I cover all the dishes with foil and place them in the fridge. I grab the car keys. My final act was to turn off the oven... quite symbolic.

It's been four days and I still haven't had that dinner.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 09:12 PM       
Sorry about having to eat cold turkey, but it's a small price to pay. Congratulations. I was starting to think only stupid people bred, but you've proven me wrong. Perhaps there is a future for our wretched species.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 09:59 PM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 09:41 AM       
Congratulations, McClain. There's another little McClain on this earth now.

God help us.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 11:08 AM       
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