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ArrowX · #1

I'm gonna stick it to the man by staying up all night and observing the scary people who steal things from dumpsters and then hide it in their garage!

MLE · #2

have fun with that. goodnight.

Cosmo Electrolux · #3

I'm staying up all night too....but only because I'm at work..

ArrowX · #4

Shit I luv the graveyard shift! No matter where you work its great.

Big Papa Goat · #5

Of all the nights to spend on the internet, friday is my favorite

Esuohlim · #6

All of America is in August now

Except those Alaska and Hawaii fag states.

liquidstatik · #7

Im staying up all night.. but not on my computer like you nerds. Its 2:30 right now and me and my friends just got home from walking around and dodging cops and blacks.

At about 3:00 we're going to go back out and shoot firecrackers at the newspaper guy. Like.. when he passes the first time we're going to grab all the newspapers, and get the thing ready. And once he starts heading back we're going to throw a huge firecracker in his way, and throw shit at him.

ArrowX · #8

I'm gonna Go outside and scream really really loud and get all the old people calling the cops. Then go free the chickens out of the crazy peoples backyard! Then run though an alleyway screaming curses in some random language(yes I look those up) while at the same time pissing of the dog that probaly wheighs over 200lbs Thereafter i will walk up to the curch and see if the guy who looks like hitler is there sleeping under the bench so I can pee on his back pack

executioneer · #9

i believe that

ArrowX · #10

actually I'll just go across the street and kick the chicken coop and wake everyone up

executioneer · #11

doesnt telling the truth feel much better than lying

Big McLargehuge · #12

HEY I GOT HOME FROM WORK AT 12:30

i locked the keys in the office and had to wake up my boss to come open the door for me

executioneer · #13

HEY GUYS

Big McLargehuge · #14

HEY SHUTUP

executioneer · #15

that wasnt directed at you i meant to say

DamnthatDavid · #16

I just got back from the theater. Add does your mommy know you staying up late Arrow?

Causywasi she geeets soooo worried, yes she does, ohhh, yes sheee does! Ahhhhh, ain't he the cutest little buttfucked angel you ever did see?

Cosmo Electrolux · #17

graveyard shift here is cool, because there's no one here but me. I have a book, a couple of magazines, my guitar and a fresh pot of coffee...I'm set !

Big McLargehuge · #18

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Originally Posted by executioneer

that wasnt directed at you i meant to say

omg sry

Big McLargehuge · #19

I won't sleep tonight but it won't be because i wanna stay up, it will be because my brain is in manic mode and i will lie awake thinking of elaborate scenarios and imagining voices

Cosmo Electrolux · #20

elaborate scenarios forum

okay, I'll bite. Let's hear some of your elaborate scenarios....

ArrowX · #21

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Originally Posted by executioneer

doesnt telling the truth feel much better than lying

No

I played Counter strike almost all night. Then went to play Mechassult. And YES i did go and kick the chicken Coop thingy. The crazy old woman starded screaming thins and I clearly made out. "The messiah will srike you down hethen!"

NOTE: I'm not lying this woman is insane. She stands by our fence and baeks at my dog. She tried to sell us leftover doughnuts that WE had thrown out. She feeds absolutely everything with wings. She throws rotten meat at my dog.

DeadKennedys · #22

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Originally Posted by ArrowX

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Originally Posted by executioneer

doesnt telling the truth feel much better than lying

No

I played Counter strike almost all night. Then went to play Mechassult. And YES i did go and kick the chicken Coop thingy. The crazy old woman starded screaming thins and I clearly made out. "The messiah will srike you down hethen!"

NOTE: I'm not lying this woman is insane. She stands by our fence and baeks at my dog. She tried to sell us leftover doughnuts that WE had thrown out. She feeds absolutely everything with wings. She throws rotten meat at my dog.

Why do you even try?

Mr. Vagiclean · #23

whoa there ken 9 serious observant posts WITHOUT an avatar? what are you some kinda HITMAN

Big McLargehuge · #24

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

elaborate scenarios forum

okay, I'll bite. Let's hear some of your elaborate scenarios....

they usually involve friends, and have to do with things that could happen. They are increibly boring and you wouldn't like them any way, not knowing the people involved.