I WILL QUICKLY ANSWER AS MANY QUESTIONS AS I CAN
Mister Fart? Why do several posters here have freaky user pics of hideous asian men?
THIS IS A WEIRD TREND THAT I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND., I AM HOPEING THAT SOON IT WILL STOP BECAUSE FRANKLY I FIND IT DISTURBING, ARE ASIAN MEN REALLLLLLY THAT AMUSING??? OKAY THEY ARE1!!!!
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MISTER FART, Why did you get banned here in the first place?
To me it seems like you just want to keep this place in order.
I WAS ORIGINALLY BANNED BECAUSE THE HUMOUR CONTENT WAS ABOVE THE ALLOWABLE LIMIT, BUT AS YOU CAN NOTICE I HAVE SINCE MANAGED TO SHOW SOME SELF CONTROL AND HAVE NOT BEEN BANNED FROM THE NEW BOARD AS OF YET.
AND YES, NOW I AM BACK I AM TRYING TO USE MY POWERS FOR GOOD AND TRY AND GET THIS PLACE IN ORDER.
Mister Fart, do you like my new user picture?
I DO.. UNLESS IT IS A HIDEOUS ASIAN MAN BEHIND THE MASK, IN WHICH CASE I LIKE IT EVEN MORE
IS THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN HERO???
Mister Fart, how come you didn't answer Chojin's and Sadie's questions?
THERE IS A SIMPLE ANSWER TO THIS, WHEN I CLICKED REPLY, IT DOESNT SHOW EVERY SINGLE POST IN THE THREAD, ONLY THE PREVIOUS 20 OR SO, SO BOTH YOUR POSTS DIDNT COME UP IN THE WINDOW AT THE BOTTOM, SO I DIDNT GET TO ANSWER THEM, BUT TRUST ME, I WILL GET TO THEM.
Mr. Fart, is there any romance in your life right now? Do you have a girlfriend?
MR FART:
Can I give a 'shout out' to Jixby in this thread?
I MOVE THAT A NEW RULE SHOULD BE THAT ALL THREADS SHOULD HAVE A SHOUT OUT TO JIXBY PHILLIPS IN THEM, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK????
TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!!
Mister Fart,
Who holds the world record for fastest poo?
THAT WOULD BE WRECKREATION, HE BEAT ME BY SOMETHING LIKE 20 SECONDS, I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW THE MEANS BY WHICH HE PERFORMED THIS AMAZING FEAT, BUT NEVER YOU MIND I WILL FIND A METHOD THAT IS FAR SUPERIOR TO HIS YET
FROM THIS DAY ON WE SHALL NEVER MENTION THAT DREADED POOING COMPTITION AGAIN
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Mister Fart,
Will you break up Spazboy and his girlfriend, fly me to Australia and perform a shotgun wedding ceremony so I can go swimming in the pool of spunk he promised to save for me?
Thanks,
glowbelly
SPAZBOY HAS REFRAINED FROM TALKING TO ME FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS, BECAUSE OF REASONS THAT HAS TOO DO WITH HIM BEING A JERK, SO AT THE MOMENT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO, BUT I WILL DO ANYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR HAPPNINESS GLOWBELLY SO I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
I think you are a fake meeester fart. are you a fake?
KEEP SENDING ME PMS
J/K
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