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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
Mister Fart, do you like my new user picture?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:52 AM       
Mister Fart? Why do several posters here have freaky user pics of hideous asian men?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:58 AM       
MISTER FART, Why did you get banned here in the first place?

To me it seems like you just want to keep this place in order.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 10:14 AM       
I WILL QUICKLY ANSWER AS MANY QUESTIONS AS I CAN


Mister Fart? Why do several posters here have freaky user pics of hideous asian men?

THIS IS A WEIRD TREND THAT I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND., I AM HOPEING THAT SOON IT WILL STOP BECAUSE FRANKLY I FIND IT DISTURBING, ARE ASIAN MEN REALLLLLLY THAT AMUSING??? OKAY THEY ARE1!!!! :


MISTER FART, Why did you get banned here in the first place?

To me it seems like you just want to keep this place in order.

I WAS ORIGINALLY BANNED BECAUSE THE HUMOUR CONTENT WAS ABOVE THE ALLOWABLE LIMIT, BUT AS YOU CAN NOTICE I HAVE SINCE MANAGED TO SHOW SOME SELF CONTROL AND HAVE NOT BEEN BANNED FROM THE NEW BOARD AS OF YET.

AND YES, NOW I AM BACK I AM TRYING TO USE MY POWERS FOR GOOD AND TRY AND GET THIS PLACE IN ORDER.


Mister Fart, do you like my new user picture?

I DO.. UNLESS IT IS A HIDEOUS ASIAN MAN BEHIND THE MASK, IN WHICH CASE I LIKE IT EVEN MORE

IS THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN HERO???


Mister Fart, how come you didn't answer Chojin's and Sadie's questions?

THERE IS A SIMPLE ANSWER TO THIS, WHEN I CLICKED REPLY, IT DOESNT SHOW EVERY SINGLE POST IN THE THREAD, ONLY THE PREVIOUS 20 OR SO, SO BOTH YOUR POSTS DIDNT COME UP IN THE WINDOW AT THE BOTTOM, SO I DIDNT GET TO ANSWER THEM, BUT TRUST ME, I WILL GET TO THEM.



Mr. Fart, is there any romance in your life right now? Do you have a girlfriend?





MR FART:

Can I give a 'shout out' to Jixby in this thread?

I MOVE THAT A NEW RULE SHOULD BE THAT ALL THREADS SHOULD HAVE A SHOUT OUT TO JIXBY PHILLIPS IN THEM, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK????

TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!!



Mister Fart,

Who holds the world record for fastest poo?


THAT WOULD BE WRECKREATION, HE BEAT ME BY SOMETHING LIKE 20 SECONDS, I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW THE MEANS BY WHICH HE PERFORMED THIS AMAZING FEAT, BUT NEVER YOU MIND I WILL FIND A METHOD THAT IS FAR SUPERIOR TO HIS YET

FROM THIS DAY ON WE SHALL NEVER MENTION THAT DREADED POOING COMPTITION AGAIN ><:



Mister Fart,
Will you break up Spazboy and his girlfriend, fly me to Australia and perform a shotgun wedding ceremony so I can go swimming in the pool of spunk he promised to save for me?
Thanks,
glowbelly


SPAZBOY HAS REFRAINED FROM TALKING TO ME FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS, BECAUSE OF REASONS THAT HAS TOO DO WITH HIM BEING A JERK, SO AT THE MOMENT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO, BUT I WILL DO ANYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR HAPPNINESS GLOWBELLY SO I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO


I think you are a fake meeester fart. are you a fake?

KEEP SENDING ME PMS J/K


[center:fd0bbb1fd5]I WILL GET TO JIXBIES AND ALL THE OTHER QUESTIONS I HAVE MISSED PLUS ANY NEW ONES TOMORROW THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT AUDIENCE[/center:fd0bbb1fd5]
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 10:15 AM       
Mr fart, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tottsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 10:18 AM       
UNCLE HOBART I WOULD NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO TAHT SORRY
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 11:25 AM       
Mister Fart:

Why are you so wise?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
Mr Fart, What is the ideal P-E ratio for a 5 year hold on an agressive growth stock in this unstable market?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 03:06 PM       
Mr Fart, how do I convince my wife that BEANO is evil?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
Mr Fart, what IS the meaning of life?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
Mr.Fart, is Elvis still alive ?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
Mr. Fart, would you take off your top if I gave you Mardi Gras beads?
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 01:12 AM        mr fart,
why havn't "funniest home videos" produced a big screen version of their fantastic show?
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 11:51 AM       
Mister Fart, why does God hate me so much?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:46 AM       
I THINK WE NEED MORE QUESTIONS FOR MISTER FART GOING HERE!!!

Mister Fart will you please answer my question
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:31 PM       
Mister Fart, what do you think of John Howard?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:14 AM       
MISTER FART

My uncle is an Aussie, so I will ask you the same question I asked him:

Did a dingo eat your baby?

BOMUS QUESTION: I hear kangaroos are popular housepets down under. Can you ship me one? I pay top dollar.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
Mister Fart, does Aquaman pee in the sea?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 06:54 PM       
Mr. Fart, is Jesus a black man?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 06:59 PM       
Mister Fart, in terms of penises, how big is too big? How about too long?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 07:01 PM       
Mister Fart, in terms of penises, how big is too big? How about too long?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 07:03 PM       
MISTER FART, WHO WINS FOR FUNNIEST QUESTION IN THIS THREAD.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 07:05 PM       
MISTER FART sure is gonna have alot of work answering all these questions when he returns
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 09:40 AM       
where have you been, mr. fart? is three years too long to wait for an answer to a question? are two more questions much too much? IS MR. FART BANNED?
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