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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 09:42 AM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
AVP Requiem.

Horrible horrible horrible crappy horrible.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 02:52 AM       
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I saw it in the movies and i was appalled at the ending of it
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 02:54 AM       
Meh it wasnt my own. (thankfully)

Another movie that i thought was shit was I Am Legend. It looks as if its going to be at least a semi good zombie movie but after about an hour it got shit boring and the ending was crap! Thankfully i got in for child prices (the joys of having friend that work at the cinema in question) but still my $6 dollars went to the worst script writer and i know im not getting it back
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 03:06 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
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Meh it wasnt my own. (thankfully)

Another movie that i thought was shit was I Am Legend. It looks as if its going to be at least a semi good zombie movie but after about an hour it got shit boring and the ending was crap! Thankfully i got in for child prices (the joys of having friend that work at the cinema in question) but still my $6 dollars went to the worst script writer and i know im not getting it back
It's not suppose to be a zombie movie
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:18 AM       
Catwoman gets my vote for worst movie ever.....besides the razzies giving the "Worst Movie Ever", i find myself searching the movie for a single redeeming quality....cant say that I've found one yet, but then again i couldn't even watch half the movie.....
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
One missed Call.

I saw it and what my 2 hours back.

I just looked it up, and it has a 0% 'freshness' rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That means not a single positive reviews. Out of 54 reviews, not a single one is positive.

This is the same site that lists White Chicks at 14% freshness and Catwoman at 10%.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 05:31 AM       
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It's not suppose to be a zombie movie
So a hoard of supposedly "dead" people attacking the only survivor left isnt a Zombie movie????
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 08:44 AM       
No, I am Legend is not a zombie movie.
That being said, it was absolute shit and a travesty when compared to the original story. I am legend is the third remake of the original novel and probably the worst adaptation.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 12:56 PM       
Speaking of which, I watched The Last Man on Earth last week and really liked it. Depressing ending though.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 01:09 PM       
It's the intended ending though. Thus the title, I Am Legend.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
Yeah I understood that, especially considering it wasn't exactly subtle, but it's never fun seeing Vincent Price collapse and die
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
Except in Edward Scissorhands, the look on his face is pretty funny....
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 11:52 AM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 04:30 PM       
I just saw Snake Eyes last night and it was the most horrible movie I've ever seen. It petered out after building up suspense through the whole movie. I was expecting some hyperclimactic gunfight, but I was let down. I'm usually the out-spoken advocate for Nick Cage, but this bit ass. Gary Sinese is a pussy.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
Wicker Park also sucked. A lot.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 08:27 AM       
Chronicles of Narnia: The Story is too dull for anyone above the age of 12, and the battle scenes, while the only moderately cool scenes in the entire movie, could have been better too. Can't believe I actually paid to watch this sleeping pill.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 12:34 PM       
there's alot of bad movies out there............but probably Boogeyman. i was excited to go see it, cause i thought it would be scary -- i was wrong. they just took the creature from "Jeepers Creepers" and called him the Boogeyman. awful acting and terrible sfx.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
Really? Why has no one mentioned "The Core"? That is the bottom of my list but I did see it twice in theaters. Straight Badness. Oh, and Octopus 2. Not only does this octopus wash up in new york city for some reason, he fights a crane. Who fights cranes? Octopus 2 does!....and possibly Octopus Prime.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
Probably The Rookie, Cinderella 3 (shudder), or x-men 3.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM       
OH YEAH! I totally agree about The Core. I hated it.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
for me, it's a two way tie between high school musical 1 and high school musical 2. they make both the Super Mario Bros. and Street Fighter movies look like oscar worthy films.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 09:56 AM       
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x-men 3.
Why X-men 3? Don't read the spoiler if you haven't seen the movie.
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