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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:19 AM       
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the guy in that statue looks like mr. incredible
That is my favorite statue. I can't tell if he is rampanging on some toddlers in a park or if he is being attacked by them.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:19 AM       
I guess I'll just have to wait til the plumbing rots out then.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:22 AM       
Actually your guy should do it. It is safer and easier. I still spew the same amount, it still tastes horrible (so I'm told) and as far as getting it up, I haven't had a problem yet except for that time I did too much coke.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
COKE DICK!

Those two words never fail to make me laugh.

I talked to him about getting snipped, but like all men, he's afraid of something sharp and pointy poking around down there.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:30 AM       
It was funny. The Dr came in wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He made jokes, let my wife have a front seat view, gave me a Novocaine shot, made a little slit (very little), pulled the tubes out a little (that felt soooo weird), asked me how much off I want, burned the ends of the tube for extra measure cause I didn't want then to grow back, slapped a bandade on it and sent me home. I asked how long till I can have sex again and he said "Right now, but I would like to leave the room first."
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
Hahaha. A friend of ours got snipped, he was on the bench for a week before he could do anything. Then again, right after he got home from the procedure his 4 year old whacked him good in the nuts.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:35 AM       
That is strange. How long ago did he do it? In the old day they were evasive, but this is so non evasive that it was easier than the dentist. Also, some people like to act like things are worse than they are to seem braver or more worthy. He could have milked it.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:39 AM       
He got it done last year. I think he had to wait so long because his kid decided to beat him up and slightly tore the work that had been done.
And yeah, our friend is a big pussy anyways. I've never heard anyone whine over a hangover as much as him.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:43 AM       
I didn't even get one stitch though and that was over 10 years ago. Just a band-aide. Too bad your hubby saw that, I would have a hard time doing that if my friend had it the hard way too. Sex is so much better when you don't have to stress about those little viral parasites that feed of my bitches.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 03:54 AM       
No kidding!
I've been on the anti-baby shot for years now, works great for me, but it does get expensive and a final solution would be awesome. If either one of us gets fixed it'll ease my mind.
I love kids best when they don't have to come home with me.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 11:42 AM       
Tadao! I was worried for you! Don't scare me like that!
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 02:36 PM       
I figured the hating the baby because it's half mexican would have gave me up.
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 06:36 AM       
just goes to show how desensitized we are.
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
no, if anything you guys are very sensitive and caring
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Old Jul 19th, 2008, 04:05 AM       
tadao you are such a big liarrrr
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Old Jul 23rd, 2008, 01:28 PM       
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I was hoping some really new person would get offended but I didn't expect you old timers to care. You ruined my thread :mad

Did you have anyone in mind?

If so, you're kind of a dick
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Old Jul 23rd, 2008, 01:47 PM       
No, not you. Just new users that browse loveline and then sign up to say something.

And kind of a dick? I'm insulted
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Old Jul 23rd, 2008, 01:55 PM       
Ok, well, if not me, I take back the dick thing.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2008, 02:13 PM       
No, I'll keep it for later.
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 02:41 PM       
My girlfriend used to take anticonseptive pills, recipe by i don't know which doctor, she get those pills by herself, she only asked me for money to buy them, well i read the manual and it said the days that she should swallow the pills, but she started to talk about having a child so often that i was getting paranoid because of weed, so i asked her all the time "did you took the pill?, hey i didn't saw you taking the pill". i started to feel like a nazi so we broked up
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
Well that makes sense
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 03:25 PM       
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My girlfriend used to take anticonseptive pills, recipe by i don't know which doctor, she get those pills by herself, she only asked me for money to buy them, well i read the manual and it said the days that she should swallow the pills, but she started to talk about having a child so often that i was getting paranoid because of weed, so i asked her all the time "did you took the pill?, hey i didn't saw you taking the pill". i started to feel like a nazi so we broked up
it's even funnier w/ my face beside it, 'cause that's something i would think
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
It's not that uncommon for a gf who was/is "on the pill" to suddenly turn up pregnant when the relationship is looking iffy. It happened to a relative of mine. I swear not two months before she was suddenly pregnant, he was telling everyone he was going to break up with her.

Me, I'm a little jealous of girls with that sort of control over whether or not they reproduce
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
You can always adopt Kitsa
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
Nope, my health history screwed me there. China actually has a regulation against adopting to former cancer patients.
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