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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 11:14 PM       
I've given birth both ways. I would call it more painful than a giant dump. The most accurate way I've found to describe contractions is that it's a bit like diarrhea cramps, only the diarrhea is made of broken glass. Most of the rest is a burn-y, tear-y sensation, at least the usual way.

With a C-section you get a spinal injection, which is painful and weird and very wrong-feeling, then you slowly lose sensation from about the ribcage down. But you don't lose all sensation. You can feel pressure and touch and you can move your feet, and that leads to a bad few moments worrying about what exactly you're going to feel when they slice open your gut. They say that they pinch you hard first to make sure you're numb "enough".

For me, it felt very much like the last scene of Braveheart. I felt like my gut was slit wide open and pulled apart by both sides, and someone was in there up to their elbows yanking stuff out. It wasn't really numb and it wasn't really painful, but it did feel like maybe you're supposed to die at the end of this or something. And it is weird as hell having major abdominal surgery while you're 100% awake, listening to stuff getting suctioned out of you and watching doctors standing over you joking with each other.

As soon as the spinal wears off, though, the hell begins. And my incision is about 10 inches long, or looks to be that long (no ruler handy). It may be an increasingly common way to have a baby but it's sure as hell not an easy or fun one.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 11:32 PM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 11:40 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:13 AM       
Congrats on your awesome feat of self replication, best wishes to you both ^.^
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:57 AM       
Glad to hear everything turned out ok.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:01 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:13 AM       
Congratulations Kitsa!! How much did she weigh?? Are you glad it's over?
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:18 AM       
It's a she. :3
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:26 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:44 AM       
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For me, it felt very much like the last scene of Braveheart.
That's fantastic. Very happy for you Kitsa.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:52 AM       
When my wife got a the c-section back in December Im pretty sure she couldnt feel a thing. She even passed out at one point while they were digging around in her gut. Sorry to hear yours wasnt as care free.

What did you name the little girl? And yeah how much did she weigh?
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:07 AM       
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Had my kid. 8 lb 4 oz, 20 inches long...
Found the weight. Mine was a tiny one at 6 lb 12.6 oz
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:13 AM       
it's a girl? aaaawwwww how great!
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:13 AM       
Kilograms please, some of us live in the modern world
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:01 PM       
Happy Birthday. I'm glad things turned out okay for you. And for Kitsa as well. I've seen those "Baby Can Read" infomercials so I'm sure you'll be reading this yourself soon enough. Let's just hope your mother doesn't dally on making you your own I-mock user account.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:06 PM       
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The modern world should be using NEWTONS, not KG, fucking idiots



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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:10 PM       
Yep, 8 lb 4 oz or about 3 and 3 quarters kilos. Beautiful little girl. We named her Gabrielle, Gabby or Gabbers for short.

And yes, I am glad it's over. I look at her and can't believe that thing was actually in me, heh.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:25 PM       
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She's gonna have the coolest lunches.
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I look at her and can't believe that thing was actually in me, heh.
The "cutest parasite ever" perspective. Nice
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:41 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 04:34 AM       
Way to go Braveheart, I'm really happy everything went well besides all the broken glass diarrhea cramps. Hope to see pictures soon of Gabrielle.
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