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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Oh come on Jixby, I had a whopper of a question.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
Since you are better than MEATMAN, I'll ask you.

What type of food tastes the best burnt?
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
I'd answer that, but it's not my thread.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Meat.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
No Spam Allowed meatman!

And im talking about your sig
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
Meat is good, but I was thinking more along the lines of toast. Yes, with meat. Ha, ha, ha.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:17 AM       
I have decided to start taking questions again.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:24 AM       
Will Marilyn666 marry me?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:55 AM       
Why is Alfred E. Neuman your avatar?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 11:53 AM       
jixby, jixby, wherefore art thou jixby?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 01:17 PM        .
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What is the one film coming out in the year 2004 that you are most anxious to see?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
Dear Mr. Jixby,

I was reading some rumors in various magazines and am wondering if you really are planning to tour again in '04?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
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I really don't know! Why would you ask me this!

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Why is Alfred E. Neuman your avatar?
It is from the film "Up the Academy," which was sponsered by Mad Magazine. They wanted to compete with National Lampoon's making Animal House. Then, at the last minute they realized that the movie was shit, and Mad Magazine ordered that their name be dropped from the film (the full title was originally to be "Mad Magazine presents Up the Academy"). Also, a few small bits involving a live-action Alfred E. Newman had to be cut. When it was released on VHS, somebody fucked up and put out the version with all the mad magazine stuff in it. I found it at my video store and put it on DVD. I made a screencap and made it my avatar. For fun I guess.

Last night I was looking through a book my mom got me years ago called "MAD about the movies" which has a bunch of MAD magazine movie parodies, and it even includes a parody of Up the Academy.

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jixby, jixby, wherefore art thou jixby?
I'm at my computor! lol!

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Dear Jixby Phillips.

What is the one film coming out in the year 2004 that you are most anxious to see?
What is even coming out? The first thing that comes to my mind is that Anchorman movie with Will Ferrel. But everything I think is going to be great is shit.

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I was reading some rumors in various magazines and am wondering if you really are planning to tour again in '04?
what magazines what the heck, touring again? what am i a band or something? lol
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE JIXBY? :D
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
Jixby, how big is your DVD collection?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 05:01 PM       
Mr. Jixby, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
Jixby, is it possibly to kill someone by fucking them to death?

Let's assume that STDs are not involved in any way.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
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WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE JIXBY? :D
I've used Pert Plus 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner since like the 4th grade.

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Jixby, how big is your DVD collection?
445 discs (meaning counting individual disks per box set, etc). Jesus Christ. This doesn't include DVDs I've made.

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Mr. Jixby, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
How the heck would I know probably al lot

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wtf that's not a question
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 07:01 PM       















TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
JIXBY WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 07:04 PM       
Do I have the option to ask you another question at a later time?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
jixby will you go to the fall dance with me
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 08:01 PM       
Jixby, are you jealous that I'm going to go see Kevin Smith at UC Berkeley?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
will i get any action this weekend??
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 08:15 PM       
jixby, is my signature appropriate commentary on the stadium sports fans of america?
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