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Old May 25th, 2009, 11:53 PM        Any Holmes Fans Here?


Looks like Holmes is pretty cool in this. And I love that part at the end. The maid must have been freaked.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 12:14 AM       
I really hope that the slow motion boxing is just for the trailer.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 12:19 AM       
Apparently they are having Holmes boxing and cane fighting in the film.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 12:40 AM       
I am a bit of a Holmes fan, or at least I was back in high school when I read the stories, but if I recall correctly, Holmes actually did do some kind of boxing, and I think maybe even cane fighting. He was also trained in his own kind of martial arts, baritsu I believe it was called. I hope that Holmes fans aren't going to complain too much about this movie not being ridiculous and not faithful to the original, because the original was ridiculous.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 01:20 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2009, 11:30 AM       
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I am a bit of a Holmes fan, or at least I was back in high school when I read the stories, but if I recall correctly, Holmes actually did do some kind of boxing, and I think maybe even cane fighting. He was also trained in his own kind of martial arts, baritsu I believe it was called. I hope that Holmes fans aren't going to complain too much about this movie not being ridiculous and not faithful to the original, because the original was ridiculous.
You're right. When I read about this movie, I did some research on Holmes (I never read any of the books, though I probably will now). Holmes was noted as an exceptional boxer, did cane fight, and was very good at martial arts. He was also apparently a frequent user of cocaine and morphine.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 01:10 PM       
I Holmes better - before - he became a James Bond wannabe.
Seriously, why call this Sherlock Holmes?
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Old May 26th, 2009, 01:48 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
I guess it's kind of sad that Sherlock wasn't the first one I thought of.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 03:11 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
I AM MORE OF A FAN OF JOHN HOLMES.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 04:07 PM       
No cane-fighting joke to go with that?
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Old May 27th, 2009, 12:00 AM       
Sherlock Holmes was actually a spy during World War 1 according to one of the later stories. The only thing said about it was that it ruined his English accent, having to work in America or something like that.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 06:43 AM       
This says that in a study, 58 percent of British citizens thought Sherlock Holmes was real.

And 25 percent thought Winston Churchill was a fictional character.

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Old May 27th, 2009, 10:18 AM       
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Sherlock Holmes was actually a spy during World War 1 according to one of the later stories. The only thing said about it was that it ruined his English accent, having to work in America or something like that.
So he was a British spy that went to America? Dude thats more chicken shit than an American in Canada. What a pussy.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 05:40 PM       
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This says that in a study, 58 percent of British citizens thought Sherlock Holmes was real.

And 25 percent thought Winston Churchill was a fictional character.
People can be stupid about stuff like that. There's a sizeable percentage of folks who think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
Doyle was a gifted writer. So much so that his characters seem realistic. I doubt that this movie will honor that.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
ZQ probably hasn't seen that film.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
I AM MORE OF A FAN OF HOLMIE THE CLOWN, HOLMIE DONT PLAY DAT
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Old May 28th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
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ZQ hasn't seen enough to be spouting off about peoples ignorance.
Thanks. You have a nice day with your assumptions now.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
ZQ, have you seen the 1989 movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?
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