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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:55 AM        The marines birthday thread
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i am going to be fifteen and after that i am according to swedish laws leal to have sex
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 08:21 AM       
congrats! now you just have to find somone to have sex with. so have fun sitting and waiting until your 32nd birthday, faggot
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 08:32 AM       
lol

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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:42 PM       
yeah because we all know if you got any before then the swedish blowjob police would knock down your door and stake you SS style
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:46 PM       
Fucking poseurs, i had sex when i was still in the womb. Zygote on Zygote action, baby!
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 06:03 AM       
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yeah because we all know if you got any before then the swedish blowjob police would knock down your door and stake you SS style
they dont exist
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 08:26 AM       
Hey, thanks for clearing that up, it's been a hot debate topic around here lately
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 10:20 AM       
Hillary was thinking to herself as her husband Bill was on business what it would be like to cheat on her husband. She decided not to try but the thought remained. Meanwhile in her upstairs room was a waiting suprise. She heard a rumble in her room so she decided to check it out and when Hillary got to her room a man pulled a gun and told Hillary to strip and if she screanmed or did anything stupid she would not see the light of day again. So Hillary striped down to nothing. The robber thought to himself not to bad for a 40 something year old. Than the robber told Hillary to get on her knees and get his cock out and give him the best head he ever had. So Hillary does so and when she gets the cock out she is suprised to see a 12 inch coack. Hillary thinks to herself she hasnt seen a cock this big since she was in college. Hillary stats to lick the enite cock and than slowly takes all 12 in her mouth anmd when she does not go fast enough the robber jams all 12 inches in her mouth. The robbe rlooks down and decides his next 2 courses of action. First the robber told Hillary to get on her nack and she did so the robber put his cock between her massive tits and squeezes them togethe rand he starts to tittyfuck Hillary Clinton when teh robbe rreaches one of his hands down he feels how wet Hillary is and he decides to start finger fucking her until she orgasms when Hillary starts screaming," Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Godddddddddddddd dont stop. I'm cummminggggggggggg.' He sops and rolls the Senator over on her stomach and picks her up on her hands and knees the robber lubes up Hillary with her own juices and slowly starts to fuck Hillary in the ass and Hillary screams to stop because she has never done this before and this encourages the robber to go harder and faster and his balls begin to tighten up and Hillary to her dismay reaches anothee orgasm and this time she passes out because of the entense pain in her ass and how much cum entered her ass from teh robber. The robber takes pictures and leaves a couple along with a note saying If anybody finds out Hillary will never see anybody again. Hillary fingers herseklf to several orgasms of pictures of herself before she goes to bed.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 12:03 PM       
hahahahahaha
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 01:00 PM       
please never ban marine
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 05:23 PM       
i don't plan on it
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 12:03 PM       
15?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 02:53 PM       
i am at the end of my spring break and it have sucked so far.

oh well i will be fifteen on wednesday anyway.

and yeah its fifteen here in sweden
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 03:03 PM       
Wow, happy birthday/early birthday/what the fuck ever.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 03:18 PM       
Whu ar lizard
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 12:30 AM       
Happy birthday Marine keep collecting those KILLER CODES!!!!
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 06:58 AM       
okay i will
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