How paranoid are you???

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

[Johnyy Darko]

I think i'm a 6-8 on the scale

[horror_blood]

iii

[carnage]

15 out of 10

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

i have:
- Paintcans
- String
- Spikey christmas decorations
- toy cars
- heating thing with makes door handles hot
- Iron
- BB gun
- Heat gun (paint drying thingy)
- video which has the line "you got till the count of 10.. 1....2...10 bangbang bangbang"

ok this is getting old really quickly.

McGyver?

[ArrowX]

I'm an 8

[sadie]

shut up, stupid, and learn to crop.

[kellychaos]

the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.

[AngPur]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.

The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.

[ArrowX]

yeah It surprised me with how comfortable it is to hold. its ambidextrous and has a downward ejection slot. Its a pain in the ass to find Mags for it because there so fucked up

[Marc Summers]

I have a Doberman and a butcher knife.

I think that might be like a 3 or 4 since he'd only get exited about a stranger coming over and maybe, just maybe he'd put that guy's eye out with his excessive tail-wagging :/

[ArrowX]

My puppy has a kill switch in her brain. The second she smells or sights a dog thats at least half her size (beagles being the only documented exception) she goes into kill mode, she makes herself look big then she tear into the other dog. The last time this happened we paid $300 for a vet bill for stitching of a poodle with a 4 inch long and about 3 inch deep hole in the back of its neck. With people she's the most well behaved dog Ive ever met.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by AngPur

The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.

So you squeeze the trigger with your thumb? Is there an extended shoulder stock that I'm not seeing? Perhaps I'm missing something here ... i.e. in stability. Is this, perhaps, designed to be a short-range weapon and I'm misinterpreting? :/

[ArrowX]

Don't be fooled, its actually easier to wield than that godawful L85A1

[Pub Lover]

Arrrr, you have a woman's hands, my Lord!

[ArrowX]

My camera makes everythign seem smooth and shiny, I can assure you they are quite scarred.

[Marc Summers]

But scars are smooth and shiny
Plus women can have scars too don't be sexist now

[Gurlugon]

Nice flabby forearmsEveryone knosw tthe light firms them, so what the fuck?

[maggiekarp]

I don't understand why is he holding a stapler

[sadie]

little boys' hands often resemble women's hands.

[Pub Lover]

& internet geeks often make comedy references.

[kellychaos]

[xbxDaniel]

I'm paranoid to the point where I make the people I'm afraid of paranoid by not being paranoid. That and I don't have guns in my house because I'm a pussy. DOES THIS NOT AMUSE YOU!