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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:31 AM        Hey Fucktards I made a play!
THE FUCKTARD CLUB

Another late night at the fucktard club...

Fartin: While your application is good, I say there my dear Professor Cool, are really a professor or are you just another inbred fucktard like the rest of us?

Professor Cool: Why yes I am a professor, but never fear my ball licking friend! For I am a fucktard just like the rest of you good sirs!

Esuohlim and Rongi enter from the bedroom where they've just finished having hot sweaty fucktard sex

Rongi: Mmm Esuohlim I've never had my asshole reamed like that before! You're even better than Matt Harty!

Esuohlim: Anything for you my little bitchboy fucktard. Matt might think he's some super hot stud, but he doesn't know shit about sucking dick the proper way like I do.

Matt Harty comes in and is devastated to see Esuohlim embracing his fucktard Rongi

Matt: What the fuck is going on here? Rongi! You're MY fuckin' bitch!

Just before a fight occurs Big McLargehuge stops molesting a little boy and gets between Esuohlim and Matt

Big McLargehuge: Alright, alright calm down fucktards! See that's why I stick to children! You ain't getting into stupid ass fights like this. Now look this is how its gonna be! Matt you take Rongi Mondays through Wednesdays, and Esuohlim you get him Thursdays through Saturdays! And Sundays are gang bang night as usual, we all know Rongi's the pass around bitch anyway.

After grumbling a bit all fucktards agree on this arrangement, just then ScruU2wice and SMN enter with a goat.

ScruU2wice: Hey fucktards! We just got back from the petting zoo! And look we got a new playmate! We're dying to try him out! SMN here says goats are just like fucking a woman!

SMN: Its true! As the only member here that's actually fucked a woman even if it was my 500 pound bed sore ridden mom I can honestly say goats are the next best thing!

*Meatman enters from the bathroom distressed*

MEATMAN: Oh shit fucktards! I really fucked up this time! I didn't mean to hit Mike so hard!

Fartin: What did you do?

MEATMAN: Well we were jerking each other off and well I was getting impatent with him, so I told him to just start blowing me, and he said he didn't want too, so I fuckin' hit him with a steel dildo. And well he's unconscious.

Fartin: He is? Well Professor, here's your chance to become a full fledged member of the fucktard club, go in that bathroom and fuck Mike.

Professor Cool: Really? Then I'm a fully fledged fucktard? Well stand aside I got work to do!

As Professor Cool enters the bathroom to fulfill his destiny, Fartin gets a novel idea that they ALL fuck unconscious Mike's scumhole twice. Soon after the gangbang Sadie enters and surveys the fucktard orgy aftermath.

Sadie: Shit I always miss all the fun!

THE END

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:35 AM       
Your need for acceptance is a disease.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:40 AM       
I am sure glad that i am the problem solver of the group
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:57 AM       
Sethomas: Fuck off Fucktard, if anyone needs to be accepted its your pathetic ass. Whining and crying on here about wanting to kill yourself because you were "Oh so depressed and life was just so hard". Well go fuckin' do it you li'l bitch, if you're that much of a pussy and do us all a fuckin' favor.

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:02 AM       
Believe it or not, Seth, these aren't exactlly the boards for THAT sort of thing, altho I have to admit that the play wasn't exactally up to par with say...Grease 2. And we all know about THAT flop. But anyways, you certainly do feel the need to fit in here a lot, judging by your post quality ofcourse. Anyways....I guess what I'm trying to say is: Shut Up.

And Thomas, remember that death would only make this "fucktard" happier, so in turn, don't give it to him.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:11 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:24 AM       
I cant wait to see Mad Max's one man show "All the Fucktards I've Seen"

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:41 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 02:09 AM       
Make the play a musical, and you will get a standing ovation.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 08:33 AM       
I keep thinking of The Wall when I read this. Is that a good thing? SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 08:59 AM       
Wow :/ I was the lead in a crappy homo play done by a guy that most likely typed it with one hand.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:11 AM       
I wasn't in it.

Max, why do you deny our love!? WHY!?
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:17 AM       
That play smelld bad
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:38 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:25 AM       
I'm a good sport. The only thing that "play" needs is more uses of the word "fucktard"
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:00 PM       
Mad was just funny when chojin was at his meanie apex
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:14 PM       
THANK YOU WISCONSIN YOU HAVE BEEN A WONDERFUL CROWD WE ARE "FUCKTARD ORGY AFTERMATH"
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:03 PM       
i don't know about you guys but ive had it up to HERE with mad max and this was the final straw because while i was reading it all i could think of was GRRRRR im mad and im not going to take it anymore who's with me?
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:07 PM       
Oh wait, this was some kind of mean joke and not a start of our comedy troupe?

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:30 PM       
Hi! Did you like the sold out smash Fucktard Club? Well now you can own the fuckin' soundtrack with all your favorite songs!

Like DJ Potatoe's love ballad to DamnthatDavid!

DJ Potatoe: Fucktard Retard you're the only one
The only one who swallows all my cum
For fun
DamnthatDavid don't you suck too fast
Don't do it like you did it in the past
Make it last

Make it LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSST!

CHORUS
AND YOU'RE SWALLOWING!
ALL MY MY JIZZ TONIGHT!
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M MR. RIGHT!
It'll be on your your face tonight...

Like that shit? Well we got more for you fucktards! Here's Spectre X and Liquidstatik's duet!

Spectre X: Oh I am the very model of modern inbred fucktard, I've been ass fucked from my dad to a crippled fuckin' retard!

liquidstatik: What always?

Spectre X: YES ALWAYS! Because I like it so muuuuuuuuuch!

liquidstatik: Well even the fucktard here has said it
And it's duely to his credit
He remains a fucktard bitch
He remain a FUCKTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD bitch!

And yes you'll even get the solo by Mr. Vagiclean!

Mr. Vagiclean: Oh I don't know what you heard about me
But I don't like fuckin' pussy
I'm not just a fag you see
I'm a Mothafuckin' T-A-R-D!

Well that's all you fucktard get a sample of! If you want the rest order The Fucktard Club Soundtrack now from Evil Empire Enterprise! We demand your fuckin' Green!

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:37 PM       
mad max what is with you and hurting other people's feelings because you know what other people have feelings to you know
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:44 PM       
The imagery is so lucid. It was almost as if Mad Max had imagined this orgy several times before in his mind before he put it into print.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:00 PM       
WHY THE FUCK WASN'T I IN THE SECOND ONE?
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:01 PM       
esuohilm is right madmax before you say things maybe you should think if your hurting their feelings always remember the golden rule treat others how you want to be treated remember that man k.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:06 PM       
will i be in the next one if i post in this thread
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