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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 06:00 PM       
I'm so tough I stick my D through sheets of glass!
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 01:02 PM       
I'm so tough, I bathe my D in hydrochloric acid and use sandpaper to make sure it is well scrubbed.
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 01:42 PM       
I'm so tough, I drink the acid so my D gets cleaned on the inside when I piss it out!
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
I'm so tough, I drink the acid BACKWARDS through my D.
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 11:04 PM        Re: I'm SUPER tough
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I'm so tough, I rub my D with sandpaper!
I just moved to Whitehorse AChimp, I now know what it feels like to live in the middle of nowhere, much like yourself.


I'm so tough I chop down trees with my D.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 01:12 AM       
I'm so tough, I used my D to drill through solid Titanium.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 03:07 AM       
I'm so tough I bring a tootbrush to the dentist's office and fuck the receptionist with it.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 03:11 AM       
I'm so tough that I only cry when I see a good ol' southern man confused by a beday trying to drink from it only to discover he is drinking feces water in what is most assuredly a good humored laugh to others.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 03:15 AM       
I'm so tough that when I pleasure myself I think of licorice sticks and vintage posters with cherub faced children peddling baking soda or biscuit mix.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 07:01 PM       
I'm so tough I had sex with Courtney Love.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 11:11 PM       
I'm so tough I used sandpaper on my D in a bathtub full of THUMBTACKS.

And I shave with ROCKS.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 11:27 PM       
I'm so tough that for breakfast I eat rocks and gunpowder. I shower in lye, I put my D in the toaster and use jellyfish on my bagel. I once took down the entire Colombian cocaine cartel butt-naked except for my socks, armed with nothing but an emtpy squirt gun.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 11:52 PM       
i'm so tough i don't even cringe at beday.

okay, i lied.
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 12:39 PM       
i'm so tough i grew up in the same house with 4 women and none of them ever got their periods at the same time.
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 03:54 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 04:12 PM       
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My D is trained in countless forms of swordfighting.
TMI

I type light, jaunty limericks with my D while my anus waxes free-versedly.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 04:43 AM       
I'm so tough I whipped my D out in front of the Pope and challenged him to to a good 'ol fashoned D fight but he refused because he said my D is too much like a giant redwood and my D has 5 o'clock shadow and it the front man in a death metal band called Vagislaughter.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 11:46 AM       
I'm so tough, max burbank rubbed my D with sandpaper.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 11:51 AM       
I'm so tough, I derailed a train with my D and ate it.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 12:42 PM       
Would that be with your mouth or with your D?

Acutally, don't answer that
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 12:54 PM       
I'm so tough I resisted telling Marc Summers to shut the fuck up.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 03:48 PM       
I am so tough that when you Google D, there is a picture of my D!
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 10:43 PM       
I'm so tough I shower in vodka, eat the bible for dinner every tuesday, drive an icecream truck covered in human skulls, shit out molten lava, piss out sulfuric acid, and use my own thigh as an anvil.

All with my D.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 11:16 PM       
I'm so tough I let pirahna use my D as a pacifier while watching "the Pacifier" without cringing.
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Old Aug 31st, 2005, 01:01 AM       
I'm so tough that if I were Dr. Volshurawhateverthefuck, I would have cited my attempted Brasky references. But if I were he, then I wouldn't really be tough. In conclusion, I am so tough that this doesn't give me a mindfuck.
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