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James · #1

I imagine that soon, the Super Crew will be having its first fight in the Mock Wars forum. Our enemies? Xandor and Sketch, who you can learn more about by checking out 3 or 4 of the top threads in the Photoshops forum.

So I imagine that this will be an actual battle, we'll need an indifferent (read: corrupt) third party to judge who is actually successful in the mockery of the other team.

Also, this will be an unfair fight. It's going to be 4 on 0, with the zero being split in half and represented by our foes.

So, any volunteers? Those who are selected to participate as judges will receive an autographed picture of the Super Crew.

mew barios · #2

i'm pretty indifferent. but i think you might be looking for someone who's just impartial.

James · #3

No!

INDIFFERENT. I'd rather have someone who didn't care about the situation, instead of someone who doesn't choose a side.

Skulhedface · #4

I don't know any of you well enough to be biased, so that means if you're looking for apathetic or indifferent, I'm your guy.

That is, if I cared.

GnrySgtHartman · #5

ALL OF YOU RUINED MY TOPIC.

CaptainBubba · #6

I'll do it as well if you need more than one judge.

Skulhedface · #7

<< still doesn't care. Make me a judge.

James · #8

Sadly, it turns out that Sketch/Xandor could not take his fight outside of the art and photoshop forums before he got totally owned by the truth. So there will be no fight.

slavemason · #9

It's hard to imagine an impartial judge anyway. Jamesman is such an egotistical prickbot. The funniest thing he's come up with is his avatar. How long has he had that now. Sometimes I feel sorry for the old timers, just because Jamesman is one of them. I'd gladly choose to be a perma-newbie just to distance myself from his ABC Family Hour brand of bunkish rubbish. Please throw him into the urinal.
Who needs a judge anyway, this isn't some county fair pie contest or then again...
What were you saying James?

GnrySgtHartman · #10

But......... Hes a MEMBER OF THE SUPER-CREW! Does...............................That still make him cool?

Skulhedface · #11

<< is still here. Still doesn't care. Still need a judge? Looks like another fight's brewin'.

Malevolent · #12

A truly indifferent judge couldn't be bothered to even read the fight thread, let alone render a verdict. I think you should seek an impartial judge instead.

slavemason · #13

Indifferent Impartial, it doesn't matter. Judges are always the the washed up has-beens that would get slaughtered in the competition. I nominate Whoreable.

Skulhedface · #14

I guess there's only one way I DO care. I care that I wouldn't be getting paid.
So much for apathy

Mockery · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malevolent

A truly indifferent judge couldn't be bothered to even read the fight thread, let alone render a verdict. I think you should seek an impartial judge instead.

Motherfucker, I was just going to say the exact same thing. Haha, this

's for you, good sir.

James · #16

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavemason

The funniest thing he's come up with is his avatar. How long has he had that now.

Oh, Heaven forbid I use the same picture more ONE WHOLE MONTH!

I wouldn't worry about trying to stay a "perma-newbie," seeing as you're really not doing it by choice.

slavemason · #17

James, you sure are on top of your game today. Maybe you're the one that's drunk now, I'm left with a dull throbbing hangover. I'm quite accustomed to that feeling these days as I experience the same sensation with every post of your's I read.
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