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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 09:11 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 03:46 AM       
Is 'job at the lumberyard' code for gay sex or something
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 03:50 AM       
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I SUGGEST YOU DIRTBAGS ALL GET GFs THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL
Really?
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 04:23 AM       
I'd only smell them if they enjoy being smelled.
The sensual act of smelling must be enjoyed by both parties in order to create a relaxed and good-spirited atmosphere.
If a GF does not like the intense rush of being smelled, then I will have to do so privately where the said GF is not bothered by my sudden intake of GF fumes.
I calculate and predict a GF's reaction with a 95% confidence interval.
If the GF is not delighted within the first 1.387 seconds (also known as an instant) upon my creation and initiation of the smell experience, I will terminate it within the next .54 second, and have a relaxed yet firm expression on my face in order to coax a less extreme negative reaction out of the GF.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 04:30 AM       
I was going to post a dozen times right here, but I feel responsible for the CosmoToad. Bloody newbs thinking my behavior is acceptable.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 04:41 AM       
Just like Riggo44 ruined Seven Force's Asian Lover joke.

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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 05:33 AM       
But I really want to hear what you have to say!
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 06:07 AM       
In regards to you, Mister Pace, all I have to say is ipepuff
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 06:11 AM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 06:26 AM       
If we were all Chimps, I would say the rest of us spend our time flinging poop or grooming each other, while you sit to one side wearing a bow tie, reading some dread tome, & smoking your pipe. Every so often one of us will hit you with some stray shit, & you'd put down your book, look at the offender squarely & say "My dear chap, is all this really necessary?" then hold their attention for a second or so before puffing on your pipe & returning to your book.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 12:03 PM       

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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:03 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
I find it very funny. What else are animals good for?
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:08 PM       
Ask Lycurgus1985.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:08 PM       
pets. and food.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:11 PM       
Pets? Fuck pets! If I wanted some ungrateful bastard eating my food, & pissing on my carpet I'd have kids.

As for food... :vegan
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:14 PM       
there's nothing better than a good steak. and pork loin is to DIE for. as for others, such as sausage, bacon, chicken breast, wings.... I could never live without meat/poultry. I'm sorry.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:25 PM       
I guess it's back to the drawing board for ol' pub!
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:27 PM       
Oh. This explains it.

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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:30 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 01:32 PM       
Really, what is so alluring about a place where everyone hates you that makes you want to come back over and over?

I'm talking about womti haha no hard feelings man
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
why are so many germans on this forum?
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 02:03 PM       
Why am so many Germans, you mean.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 02:07 PM       
why "am"?

i AM

but they ARE

so there are so many germans on this forum and i want to be the only one because germans are stupid
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