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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 12:38 AM        AVP...
is rated either R/PG-13 for Violence, Language, Horror Images, Slime, and Gore
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 01:27 AM       
Sports you should be rejoicing. now you don't have to beg your mom to get you in like you did at resident evil I remember man you were like crying
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 01:53 AM       
:/ that was you man. I was the nerd who got kicked out
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 03:31 AM       
So its either rated R or PG-13. So that means with the exception of General, its anywhere between both ends of the scale. You fucking queer, thanks for narrowing it down.

I'm seriously going to hunt you down and murder you. You might want to go to the cops. Tell them to be on the look out for either a man or a woman, somewhere between 3 and 8 feet tall, with either white, brown or black skin, and shoulder-length hair thats a shade somewhere between blond and black. And that'll be me.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 06:16 AM       
Its now officially PG-13. This movie is going to suck. fuck.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 08:38 AM       
I'm always forgetting how the rating system in the US works exactly, but that's 13 years old and up, right? Now, the last Alien movie, Resurrection, came out in 1997. By now, even people who were 13 in 1997 are 19 or 20. Not to mention the fact that all Alien and Predator movies have always been rated whatever the fuck you rate a movie full of explicit blood, gore and swearing.

Which leads me to wonder how big a toy franchise line they're planning on releasing.

Oh well, it was going to suck from the moment it was announced. This kind of thing doesn't work outside of videogames.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
AVP will not suck...

RUMOR: Yahoo has the running time at 87 minuites...this is not confirmed and hopefully is an error.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
Shut up. Go watch Mortal Kombat or Resident Evil you assmunchkin.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
In what it's this movie based?, the comic, the arcade games (rules!!), the varios pc and console games?, or it's a totally independent plot?

At least they could made a great movie taking the events set in the Capcom arcade game.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 09:39 PM       
The movie WILL SUCK! I plan on going to see it becasue it looks like a fun way to waste a couple of hours.
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Old Jul 27th, 2004, 11:04 PM       
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In what it's this movie based?, the comic, the arcade games (rules!!), the varios pc and console games?, or it's a totally independent plot?

At least they could made a great movie taking the events set in the Capcom arcade game.
Its a sequal to The Predator movies and a prequal to the Alien series. Its what causes James weylan (Co founder of Weylan/utani robotics, that big corpiration in the Alien films) to become obsessed with containing a specimen of one of the Xenomorphs. Hes played by the smame guy as bishop was.

I bet its gonna be full of those gay stop kills (when the killer shows up to kill someone the frame cuts to a wall and blood splatters on it)
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
He was pointing out that is was rated for slime.
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 12:39 PM       
A PG-13 rating can have prettye xplicit violence and langauge nowadays but this movie should be terrible no matter what rating it gets.
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 03:08 PM       
Considering that all of the previous Alien and Predator movies were rated R, I am seriously hoping that this is a joke
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 07:29 PM       
The director of resident evil is directing and co-writing this i beleive so that just lowers my expectations. Why the fuck can't James cameron direct this
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Old Jul 28th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
it really doesn´t matter whose directing if the script is a steaming pile of donkey poo.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
Whoever wins, we lose, cause we have to see this movie.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 12:09 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 02:03 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
I just want to see a Fucking Yautja in the same fucking fight scene as an Alien
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
Predators will rip an Alien's skull from its head and beat it to death with its own skull!
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:20 PM       
I didn't even thing aliens had skeletons. Its an insect
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:22 PM       
They do, remember in one of the Predator 2, when Glover goes into the Predator's ship, he sees an Alien's skull mounted on the wall?
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