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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 03:42 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:01 PM       
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Step 10: Post half way civilized for awhile until...a) Someone calls you a fucktard. b) You call someone a fucktard. (Insults may differ)
It's amazing how badly you suck, yet you are so self-centered you think you are the greatest. You're like a rich, spoiled 8 year old girl. The only difference is you get raped more, and like it more. And insults don't differ with you, if you choose to reply, you're going to say the same ol' inane, useless shit you always say. So if you know what best for you, and have a shread of dignity, don't reply. Ever. Good night.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:24 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:09 PM       
Retro Kat: Its amazing what a fucktard you are, and much like a fucking castrated cat, you just don't fucking get it.
If you had any sense you would've just ignored the fucking post like everyone else did. Your insults don't differ either. Ohh raped! That's original! Which fucktard did you steal that one from?

The fact that you brought up dignity is laughable, because if I sucked as badly as you believe I do, you suck even more for replying to the shit!

So go back to your sick little fantasies about raping 8 year old girls, but remember just because your Dad raped you as a kid doesn't mean you should follow in his footsteps.

Break the cycle Retro. Break the cycle. Break it much like when your Dad broke your fucking cherry, and the blood gushed from your ass and mixed with his semen. And it was at that point you knew what true love was.

(See? If you're going to use the same insult, add some favor text to it. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the other fucktards on here to read, assuming they can without the help of their special ed. teacher)

Now if you know what's good for you, you'll roll over like the bitch you are, just admit defeat and not reply, but of course you will. Why? Because you're a predictable fucktard.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:12 PM       
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Fucking irony.

The overuse of the word "fucktard", the three-paragraph essay on why you think America is a democracy and the "Toodles" goodbye. You're a living fucking mad lib.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:23 PM       
Schimid:What? I never said America was a democracy. Never has been.

As for everything else, it doesn't matter what you say. If you respond to me in anyway, you're a fucktard. Plain and simple.

Want to prove that you're not? Ignore the fucking insults.

But I suppose you won't be able to, because its so much more fun not being intelligent.

Of course for you, it isn't for fun. Its a way of life.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:29 PM       
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Schimid:What? I never said America was a democracy. Never has been.
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As for everything else, it doesn't matter what you say. If you respond to me in anyway, you're a fucktard. Plain and simple.

Want to prove that you're not? Ignore the fucking insults.

But I suppose you won't be able to, because its so much more fun not being intelligent.

Of course for you, it isn't for fun. Its a way of life.
THREE PARAGRAPH ESSAY.

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TOODLES GOODBYE.

YOU'RE FUCKING LAME.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:46 PM       
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Retro Kat: Its amazing what a fucktard you are, and much like a fucking castrated cat, you just don't fucking get it.
If you had any sense you would've just ignored the fucking post like everyone else did. Your insults don't differ either. Ohh raped! That's original! Which fucktard did you steal that one from?

The fact that you brought up dignity is laughable, because if I sucked as badly as you believe I do, you suck even more for replying to the shit!

So go back to your sick little fantasies about raping 8 year old girls, but remember just because your Dad raped you as a kid doesn't mean you should follow in his footsteps.

Break the cycle Retro. Break the cycle. Break it much like when your Dad broke your fucking cherry, and the blood gushed from your ass and mixed with his semen. And it was at that point you knew what true love was.

(See? If you're going to use the same insult, add some favor text to it. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the other fucktards on here to read, assuming they can without the help of their special ed. teacher)

Now if you know what's good for you, you'll roll over like the bitch you are, just admit defeat and not reply, but of course you will. Why? Because you're a predictable fucktard.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:53 PM       
"The fact that you brought up dignity is laughable, because if I sucked as badly as you believe I do, you suck even more for replying to the shit! "

THEN YOU SUCK WORSE FOR RESPONDING TO HIM. Also, you've responded to like 20 other people, so everytime you respond you get perpetually suckier and suckier.

Also, this is not a reply, it's merely an outright attack against your very base form of intelligence.
Also, I will not reply to you after you reply to this and become even sucker-- because I suck more lesser than you.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:33 PM       
I can't not reply, dear old Max. Why? Because you haven't defeated shit. Tell me Max, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? (guess what that's from). But, if you insist, I'll change it up for you, but in turn, you should change it up, too. Because hearing the same fucking reply over and over again is just plain ol boring, and I hope we both understand that.


I SWEAR TO GOD, MAD MAX HAD SEX WITH MY SCHOOL JANITOR, CHUCK. CHUCK HAS A PONY TALE AND A BEARD. SOMETIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS, HE PEES. ONE TIME, I LOOKED IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET AND I SAW CHUCK PEEING ON MAX'S FACE, IT WAS KINDA FUNNY, BUT IT SMELLED. MAX HAD A TINY BUTTHOLE, BUT AFTER CHUCK WAS DONE, HE HAD A TRUE MAN'S BUTTHOLE.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:44 PM       
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Ignore the fucking insults.
you spent 2 posts that are about 3 paragraphs like schimid said. it would be really easy to ignore if you didn't have 2 half page posts with fucktard used close to 5 times

but off course your gonna have a response because you wanna make sure we spend our time ignoring your posts
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:44 PM       
Schimid: Goodbye and Toodles are the same fucking thing. Thank you for that wonderful example of your fucktard redundancy.
And hopefully that was simple enough for your pitiful brain to understand.

kahljorn: How wonderful of you to join this fucktard fest. I fear your brain capacity has fallen short again however. Y'see I'm not here to entertain you fucktards, you're here to entertain me. And everytime you respond to me, it proves everything I say about you fucktards. Doesn't matter how much you say I suck, because your opinion means shit, just like every other fucktard on here. I am curious to see if you REALLY won't respond though, seeing as the last time I put you bitches in your place, you were one of the more vocal fucktards.

Ohh come on you "rebels" and "original thinkers" tell me ALL your witty insults.

Toodles, fucktards

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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:55 PM       
Retro Kat: If you're in love with me, I wish you'd just admit it, at this point. Its okay, I understand your hostility towards me a little better now. Its very common for Fat Asses who still live at home with their Mother to have latent homosexual tendencies. And while I'm sorry your butt boy relationship didn't work out with ScruU2wice, but you can't just hang around on the internet all day jacking off to little boy porn. Get out of the house, I'm sure your mother would like that.

ScruU2wice: Well I wouldn't post long insults if you fucktards didn't obviously have so much wrong with you that I could make fun of.

Toodles, Fucktards!

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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:56 PM       
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How wonderful of you to join this fucktard fest.
Hey, weren't you the one who started the fucktard fest? fucktard.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:07 AM       
Geggy:Actually Mike P. did since he created this thread. But the real credit goes to Retro, who couldn't resist the urge to respond because he's fucking in love with me. So I suggest you stop flirting with me, I'd imagine Retro's the jealous type.

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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:27 AM       
OMG!!!! YOUR FROM THE OUTER REACHES OF MY MIND?!!! DUDE THAT HAS SUCH DEEP MEANING! I MEAN GOD DAMN, YOU MUST BE SCREWING WITH EVERYBODYS HEAD WITH THAT ONE! shit head.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:42 AM       
Mad Max is MAD! Call me a fucktard Max, it'll make me so sad that I'll want to have sex with my father. Say something about me wanting to have gay sex with some random person from the boards. Such vicious insults as those will surely sap my will to live.
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You haven't said anything about us except that we're fucktards, so what are we proving by responding? That we're fucktards? What is the point of your incoherent and meaningless insults? What are you trying to prove?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 06:20 PM       
this is what i found when i did a google search for fucktard



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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 07:04 PM       
Dear Mad Max,
Thank you for that wonderful example of your fucktard redundancy.
And hopefully that was simple enough for your pitiful brain to understand.

Mad Max, how wonderful of you to join this fucktard fest. I fear your brain capacity has fallen short again however. Y'see I'm not here to entertain you, fucktard, you're here to entertain me. And everytime you respond to me, it proves everything I say about you, fucktard. It doesn't matter how much you say I suck, because your opinion means shit, just like every other time you say it. I am curious to see if you REALLY won't respond though, seeing as the last time I put your bitch ass in place, you were more vocal, fucktard.

Ohh come on you "rebel" and "original thinker," tell me ALL your witty insults.

Toodles, fucktard.

(Geez, he sodomizes goats...)
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 08:56 PM       
Mad Max's next post will be number 67.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 09:19 PM       
And in reply to post #67, will be "No. Seriously. SHUT THE FUCK UP."
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