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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:28 PM        Star Trek
The new trailer actually looks pretty fucking sweet. I'm highly skeptical that this movie will work, but maybe J.J. Abrahms' attempt at a series reboot will be as successful as Batman Begins or Casino Royale.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:48 PM       
I hope it's great and that you love it, but when has J.J. Abrams done anything that was genuinely good?
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
the new spock looks really lame
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
Interesting. I must check this out.

And I certainly hope it's good. I always like a reboot. The X-Files one didn't do so great though (the ending was freaky as heck though).
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 11:36 PM       
It'll be shot in shakey-cam, guys. I know it.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 11:47 AM       
Well yeah. That's how they showed that the ship took damage. The room would shake, sparks would fly, and William Shatner would shout Mr. Spock! Return fire!

It was William Shatner with Spock, right? All I know is what I saw with my dad when I was a kid. Including the episode where they find Data's severed head in a cave.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
Holy fuck, just let the damned thing die already
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Old Nov 19th, 2008, 12:29 PM       
Spock was the science officer. Kirk would have told Chekhov to return fire.
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Old Nov 19th, 2008, 02:14 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
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Spock was the science officer. Kirk would have told Chekhov to return fire.
My bad. I based that statement off of a series of Bloom Country comics, during which a guy in a wheelchair and several animals would play Star Trek (they'd board the wheelchair as the Enterprise). Opus the Penguin was Spock and was told to fire.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 03:52 AM       
Star Trek is nothing without the Shat.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 10:04 AM       
The CVS by us has a complete set of Star Trek PEZ dispensers for sale.
I thought about getting it, but I'm not that big of a fan.
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 02:04 AM       
I just saw the commercial. I'm not a fan as I won't defend Star Trek or care if it's better than Star Wars or any of that, but I have seen most if not all the original and Next Gen. What I liked about those episodes was the interesting stories and morals and what not, I have a feeling that it won't be in this movie. Too much has changed, like Deep Space 9 and Voyager and Enterprise. I predict a final flop and many fan boys rioting.
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 10:35 AM       
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Is that really what fans call Shatner?
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 12:39 PM       
Who gives a fuck, shatner's oegg is shitting down the hole hard fuckin simon pegg and shiyt
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 12:25 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 02:34 PM       
I just watched Next Gen the other day. The over acting is unbearable.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 03:27 PM       
It looks like the Lost in Space movie. What is this, Star Trek vs. Star Wars? Since when was Star Trek about CGI dragons and laser fights? And I thought Spock's story arc was that he becomes less rational as the series goes on, so why does the trailer depict him as a young brash rebel? Why is it necessary that Kirk is confronted by a robot as a youth after jumping out of a moving car, and how come he's riding around on his motorocycle like some Shia LeBouf character?

The fact that it's raised all of these questions from me in just a three minute trailer makes me want to be sick. Simon Pegg was the only authentic part. It needs more cheesy homage and less laser fight, let's-swing-from-trees-with-monkeys horse shit.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 04:45 PM       
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It looks like the Lost in Space movie. What is this, Star Trek vs. Star Wars? Since when was Star Trek about CGI dragons and laser fights? And I thought Spock's story arc was that he becomes less rational as the series goes on, so why does the trailer depict him as a young brash rebel? Why is it necessary that Kirk is confronted by a robot as a youth after jumping out of a moving car, and how come he's riding around on his motorocycle like some Shia LeBouf character?

The fact that it's raised all of these questions from me in just a three minute trailer makes me want to be sick. Simon Pegg was the only authentic part. It needs more cheesy homage and less laser fight, let's-swing-from-trees-with-monkeys horse shit.
It's a trailer. I'm pretty sure stuff like plot, character development, and homages will be expanded upon in the full length movie.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 09:22 PM       
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Hey, I liked the Lost in Space movie! Gary Oldman rocked.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
I'd much rather see a movie about the robot in the begining.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
Are we sure that that is a robot?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 12:44 AM       
I like the looks of this new trailer. Simon Pegg is Scotty, and the slash potential for the new Kirk and Spock is very high.
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less laser fight, let's-swing-from-trees-with-monkeys horse shit.
INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ALIENS, THEY FIGHT NAZIS LOOKING FOR SOME BIBLICAL RELIC.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 06:24 PM       
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Are we sure that that is a robot?
I don't care what it is, all I know is that it looks awesome.
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