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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 06:44 PM        please help settle an arguement
sarah, my gf, got mad at me for saying 'you have nice tits' to her

now my point is we ve been together since october of '03 and you know how those (WOMEN) who are heavily self conscious about their selves tend to dwell into thoughts that there may be something wronf with their tits or whatever unless walls have been broken down and our level of trust and comfort for one and another exceeds greatly, then it'd be safe for us to say 'hey you ve got nict tits' to each other. she disagreed. she says its never nice to say tits, boobs, jungs or whatever ytou want to call it to your s/o. she is a bit tad snobby but i love her anyway haha. please tell me who's right cuz i know i am right. i am always right. i just need to hear it. thank you.
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
Tell her she has a nice cunt next.
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
all need say is whore shut up and suck on my dick. you got to show them there proper place
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 03:22 AM       
Show her this thread. Thats bound to make her feel better.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 08:56 AM       
Geggy's right and she should enjoy a compliment when she gets one. If she gets pissed off about small things all the time, then it's never going to work out.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 09:25 AM       
you shoulda of say Juggs instead of tits, you insensitive jerk.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 09:46 AM       
Jesus...if she didnt like it just apologise, dont feel the need to prove you're right.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 11:01 AM       
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The reason your post lacks relevancy in this thread is because Geggys gf isn't his cousn/daughter/mom or any assorted family member.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 11:26 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 08:35 PM       
Take back your compliment, and tell her she's as flat as old soda.
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Old Jul 9th, 2004, 03:03 PM       
Tell her that you like her underpants and, if that gets her hot, then tell her to return the favor by saying that you have a well-defined penis over and over and over.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 08:18 PM       
Obviously her standards haven't lowered enough just by being with you. Keep hitting her with those one liners and I guarandamntee you she'll be in your ballpark by '05.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 12:03 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
You have a great body may have been a bit more subtle.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 07:40 AM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 07:50 AM       
Geggy needs to restrict his bitching to IM & his blog.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
Personally I would say the "you've got nice tits" line is only really appropriate in the "heat of the moment" if you think she's fine with a bit of the dirty banter. Other than that, complimenting her breasts should be fine if you call them that instead of "boobs," "tits," "gazumbas" or whatever else people who have sex with fat women call them.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
My bf calls them boobies, but just to be cute.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
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Personally I would say the "you've got nice tits" line is only really appropriate in the "heat of the moment"
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
saying boobies is for ***s shit, im not gay and cant say ***! fuck!
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
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dave chapelle already did this one.
really? i thought it was larry david that said 'you have a nice ass' in one episode.



yeah.






sorry, guys. i do hope you learn from this thread,though.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 01:15 PM       
Larry David yelled out "Nice ass!" to Wanda in an episode. And then they said he was an ass man, and that he called her ass fat. Good times.
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