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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 05:32 PM       
I got it Fart, I'm just waiting for my sister to take the pics. Thanks for the gifts!
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 05:39 PM       
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Poppers620 / Mystie - nice job with the pics 'n stories. So what's this "stink bag" that wasn't photographed? o.O
it was a package with 3 stinkbags that when you open them they smell. honestly i had so much stuff i was taking pics of i got sidetracked. i apologize. and once i realized i hadnt included it i already had all my 32 pics in order and i couldnt see how to fit it in, i just wanted to post. i know i am awful, and i am sorry.

Randomskyfears- i am sooooooo taking those stinkbags to my grandmas on xmas and letting the little kids play with them. its all abuot spreading the xmas love.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 05:39 PM       
naked pics of your sister isn't necessary, but I'm glad you got it.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
Alright, the film is at the developers. I hope my story is at least entertaining to microshock with his juvieniality.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 06:18 PM       
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naked pics of your sister isn't necessary, but I'm glad you got it.
They're not naked pics of my sister, they're naked pics of me.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 06:33 PM       
My mail deliverer person, who hates me because I only empty my box about once every month or two, snuck a slip in really late on Saturday. I'm not sure why he didn't just leave it on the porch, unless it's just because he hates me. I'll run to the post office first thing tomorrow morning with my fingers crossed.
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A slight similarity :/
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 06:52 PM       
I was just wondering... wouldn't it be easier to have a seperate thread where it was only the picture stories?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 06:54 PM       
don't worry about the bag poppers, i just wanted to know how they worked out. i thought the instructions on the back were funny cause they specifically tell you not to hold it in your hand and to step away from it after you did it. made it seem like a bomb.

and you gotta let me know how that turns out at your grandmas with em. thats probably a better use even than the story. and everyone i showed your story to laughed, mostly at your pain of being alone and friendless. they also all want those glow bracelets
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 07:24 PM       
I love Brian Posehn, so I'll take that as a compliment.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 07:42 PM       
I thought it was strange Jixby didn't mention it...do your best with what little I sent I'm not a dollar store kinda guy
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
no rog i think you misinterpreted me...

not write about our stories

just make a page where all our stories will be instead of searching thru the thread looking for stories...
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 07:50 PM       
Wading through threads builds character, slacker.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 08:35 PM       
MY SECRET SANTA STORY. (aka: uneventful)


HA HA HA. I GOT A Wii FROM COMRADE ROCKET. OH BUT NOT REALLY, IT'S THE BOX FOR A Wii. HE SURE FOOLED ME THERE!


HOORAY. I GOT $2.00 WORTH OF GIFTS: EXPIRED HELLO KITTY GUMMY SNACK TREATS AND FLOAM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.


THEY DROWNED IN THE FLOAM. THE END.


Sorry, but this gift sucked ass and there's not much of a story to tell here other than "somebody didn't spend the $10.00 minimum that they were required to spend, unless, for some reason, they counted the S&H charges" :/ Ho, ho, ho. Oh well, at least my Secret Santa recipient is getting good stuff.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
Are you serious, you only received 2 items?

Sounds like a blaaaaaaaaaaaaast.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 08:48 PM       
uneventful yet Hillarious, Who sent It?

Edit: I would Have eaten the gummy snacks anyway lol
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
ho ho ho
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:23 PM       
I'm very sorry that I'm laughing this much at your misfortune, Rog.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
I thought the minimum was 20 bucks. Well it looks like Ive fucked myself again! Funny story though hahahahahaha.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
I hope the gift I bought doesn't suck :<
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
Rog, just so you know i was laughing at your story not you.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
i was gonna ship my gift in a wii box also....but i didnt wanna waste the box....

you made a hell of a story from those 2 things....hee heee heeeee
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
If I was getting Rog, I would sure as hell send lots of crazy goodies to top his last year's story.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:26 PM       
rog, he spent 300 dollars on ebay for the wii box, so show a little respect

sheesh
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:39 PM       
You'd think if you got Rog you'd put a lot more effort into your gift buying. Either this guy is a total hard ass who doesn't give any damns about anything, or he's just completely oblivious.
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