I-Mockery and Númenor

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

What the fuck do you think my Lurker Thread is for fucktard?

I saw no flower distribution in that thread, tho I may be mistaken. And for someone who simultaneously knows about the old boards, yet doesn't keep track of people on the internet, I suppose you would know I've always liked noob.

Oh, and Mad Max is just Doomspray or whatever from those fightery-fight boards (brawlhall?) that Max Burbank used to harrass. Big whoop.

[davinxtk]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

VinceZeb was to the polysci-nerd forum what kapn was to the anti-rave forum, and they've already run him off.

We should all try to make this site into i-nicery and give flowers to all the nooblets.

The few times I was graced by interaction with Vinth were absolutely stunning. I'm not sure what was more actively amusing, burbank repeatedly putting VZ well into his place, or the way the "points" that Vinthy used to make were so cleverly interspersed between the words "jew" and "fag".

P.S. Mad Max, you're losing.

[Sethomas]

its apparent that I've gotten to you and hurt your feelings, and you hate it.


Max, you're a pathetic, probably pubescent, waste of carbon atoms. How exactly have you managed to hurt my feelings? All you do is throw out the same shit over and over, and it was old the first time.

Because if I DIDN'T get to you, you'd ignore me and not respond back.

Right. Just so then you could pull a kapn and yell "I WIN!!1 OMG MOCKERY SUCKS!!!" Toying with you is easy and amusing. Given how much time you spend generating replies, you obviously take this site way too seriously.

What a sad child.

[Matt Harty]

Even for people who used to get pissed by Mad Max, they're kinda desensitized by the general repetitiveness of his comments.

[FartinMowler]

Even for people who used to get pissed by Mad Max, they're kinda desensitized by the general repetitiveness of his comments.

Yep, like the dickhead that keeps posting his picture trying to impress the ladies.

[mburbank]

Okay, now, I like a good sissy slap fest as much as the next guy, but the only thing more pansified than a Lord of the Rings paralell is getting all huffy over a Lord of the Rings paralell.

The movies are great, but they've legitimized a whole poncey anal-retentive nerdiness that should stay closeted. Time was if someone talked about how they spent the summer learning elvish or bragged about an all night bull session discussing which of their friends would be most succseful carrying the One Ring, you slammed them as hard as you could in the face, even if you yourself really, really liked the books. And you know what? They thanked you for it, because they knew in their hearts they needed it.

But if you found out that no one even mentioned you in that bull session, let alone made some comment about how close to Mount Doom you'd get or which supportinmg character you might be, and your face went all red and splotchy and you yelled a lot and called them names and then went home and cried? Then after you punched them in the face you had to kick tem until their lungs filled up with fluid.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

All you do is throw out the same shit over and over, and it was old the first time.

Irony.

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Toying with you is easy and amusing. Given how much time you spend generating replies, you obviously take this site way too seriously.

Great idea Seth! Rip off my material! God knows you need something of substance to fight back with!
All you just said was the exact thing I said to you in my last post. What's the matter? Running out of "witty" comebacks?

Originally Posted by Sethomas

What a sad child.

More "redundant" irony from the suicidal emotional cripple.

[center:d79eeb6d2b]LET'S HEAR IT FOR REDUNDANCY! [/center:d79eeb6d2b]

[Sethomas]

First you demonstrate a complete ignorance of what "esoteric" means, now you're abusing the meaning of "redundant". Brilliant.

I wonder what it means that you posted at this time. Are you in Mountain Time and on lunch break at middle school? Or are you in Central Time and just now getting home off the bus? Or do you live in Eastern Time, and have just now got through your hour of "special time" with daddy?

[Anonymous]

Jeez Seth, what a let down.

Come on an incest joke? I expect better, from a college boy like you.

But since you seem to be so interested trying to figure out what the fuck I'm doing, I'd say you just proved you're the one who's taking this seriously.

Redundant hasn't been abused in anyway, not when I've so aptly applied it to your comments towards me. At this point, you might as well be calling me "fucktard" in every post.

And that esoteric comment you made awhile back? You still used it in the wrong fucking way, you dumb fuck.

This is really getting pathetic Seth, you're wasting your time arguing with a Middle School student, you can't even verbally beat!

[Sethomas]

My use of my words have been perfectly valid, although you apparently fail to comprehend them. Your use of "redundant", however, displays a clear misunderstanding of the word and an ignorance of a more appropriate term.

And I've been taking this seriously in as much as I would to laugh at a puppy that just pissed itself. Like I said, I don't bring this up for a vigorous mental exercise, I just do it for an easy laugh. Base humor, yeah, but I don't feel like working for anything more.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

You suck and you're a dickless child molester!

Gets the job and meaning across much more efficiently Seth, if you're going for base humor. And it still generates the desired effect. (if this board is any indication)

And the whole "doing it for a cheap laugh" is something I've been saying ever since I've been here, fucktard.

You're running out of steam Sethy.

[ThisIsWitty]

HEY YOU GUYS, STOP FIGHTING GUYS. FRODO SEZ RELACKS.

[kahljorn]

I'm scared, max's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger What if our poor friend floats away like some kind of balloon headed puppet.

[Carnivore]

It would seem that Seth has cast himself in the role of Aragorn, defying the Dark Lord.

I see myself as Carnivore the White.

[AChimp]

HEY GUYS. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WASTING TIME POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD TO ANNOY EVERYONE?

IT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOM SAYS I'M GROUNDED.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I'm scared, max's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger What if our poor friend floats away like some kind of balloon headed puppet.

I-mockery without Mad Max?! Is it even possible???? I hope so.

[kahljorn]

Don't forget that mad max has been here forever, he's the oldest member. he deserves respect.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

...suicidal emotional cripple.

Q: What do you call a group of suicidal emotional cripples?

A: I-Mockery.net!





Oh, & esoteric was used in a correct manner.

[mburbank]

That's it; I'm going back to the politics board.

I swear, pearls before swine.

It's like I'm Gandolf talking to Denethor.

[Anonymous]

I thought it was very funny but I don't take the SevenForceIncUSA approach and let people know exactly what I think of their every post ;<

[Matt Harty]

Mad Max couldn't think of a reply to what I said, game over.

[Anonymous]

If all you retards would stop doing internet battle with him, he'd leave, you know.

[Matt Harty]

He really wouldn't though.

[Anonymous]

Okay. But he has every other time.

[Matt Harty]

He's managed to talk to himself in alot of threads, he really doesn't need us to be annoying.