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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 10:18 PM        No More Heroes rules.
I love this game. So bizarre and original. Game has great satire as well. Satires geek culture, anime, and video games.

This game is a twisted friggin masterpiece. More people need to buy original games like this.

I don't like how so many people only buy generic FPS these days. I don't have anything against those games but try some variety for God's sake.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
Rule one: Don't talk about No More Heroes.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 10:32 PM       
And I doubt you're the actual Martin Sargent.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 11:57 PM       
Killer 7 was better, I thought.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 12:12 AM       
NMH is overrated. It's got a plot that can't decide if it wants to be serious or "OH SO WACKY XDDDDDDDD". Gameplay is repetitive at best, monotonous at worst, and the difficulty curve snaps in two.

If there is something in the game that you find charming (and it does have charm), you have to dig through piles of faceless goons and boring dayjobs to find it.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
you are wrong, sir.

Also how the hell can a game that only like, 5 people played be considered overrated?
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
A lot of its fans think it's the second coming of Jesus.

It's not so much that everyone loves it, it's that the people who do think it's better than it actually is. Then again, that is their opinion, so who am I to judge?
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
Rule two: Stop taking this thread seriously. WTH?
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 03:56 AM       
is too repetitive too rule
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:41 AM       
It's a great game and you are borderline retarded if you think it's hard at all.

Doesn't have much replay value in my opinion, but mostly what you play this game for are the boss fights, which are all awesome.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:46 AM       
well, hey now, I had a lot of trouble with all the free fights on anything above Mild.

Strangely enough the normal enemies with their own beam katanas who attack you in groups are the biggest threats, not any of the bosses.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:49 AM       
I meant 'hard at all' in that you can make the game not hard at all by playing on Sweet.

Though I beat Shinobu on my first try on Bitter, so maybe I just know how to play videogames idk
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
EASY MODE IS FOR FAGGOTS

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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 11:59 AM       
yes I did!

I'm just bad at rail shooters.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 04:13 PM       
I got destroyed by Shinobu on the normal difficulty (mild, right?). I literally died about five or six or seven times.

It's a fantastic game. I hated it at first but loved it the more I got into it. I honestly think it makes kind of a bad first impression. Also, pinpoint any part of the game's plot that ever tried to be serious. I can't think of a single instance.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
I liked it. It's not GOTY. or GOTE. Just glad to have tried.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
The bosses were easy, but they were just "combo, run away, don't get it, then run back in for another combo before running away again".

The "Don't get hit" missions are bullshit. Especially the beach ones, with landmines and semi-automatic guns.
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
You don't have to do a single 'don't get hit' mission to beat the game, though.

As for bosses being repetitive, I think about half of the ones you can fight worked that way, but the rest were really very different.

Maybe you played a copy of guilty gear xx and someone replaced the cover art on you? That would really explain everything.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 10:57 AM       
No I am not the real Martin Sargent. He's just a personal hero of mine. I love the Sarge. Watch his new stuff at Revision3.

I miss Unscrewed. I hope Jason Vorhees finds the persons that canceled Unscrewed and smashes them into a tree whilst they be in a sleeping bag yeah that would be cool
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 08:46 PM       
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A lot of its fans think it's the second coming of Jesus.

It's not so much that everyone loves it, it's that the people who do think it's better than it actually is. Then again, that is their opinion, so who am I to judge?

I'm the second coming of Jesus. And the game got very mediocre reviews, which is too bad because I thought originally the game looked great. But most reviewers decide if a game is good based on it's voice acting so....meh.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
IGN is the only big name review site I can think of that gave it an "eh" review, other than that it was almost universally hailed as awesome.

Even Yahtzee liked it!
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
Gameinformer gave it a 7 out of 10 and Nintendo Power gave it a 7 as well.
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 08:54 PM       
WHO CARES THE GAME IS GREAT AND THEY ARE WRONG
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Old Jun 20th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
I'm probably going to get it anyways because they're aren't that many good games for the Wii. Actually, next-gen consoles in general suck.
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