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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 09:20 PM        I'm apparently getting a gun for Christmas.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
Look at that, a solution to your dog problem
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
I haven't got a dog problem.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
i am so tempted to say "you'll shoot your eye out" its hurting.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
If this were four years ago I probably would have, too.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
What kind?
Make a request for one of those Cabela's Bear Safety Kits; it's pretty much a neon orange briefcase with a .40 cal revolver in it.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
Probably a shotgun.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 12:57 AM       
How'd you find out you were getting a gun for Xmas?
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM       
My woman said she's getting me a gun, that's how.

I ain't getting shit from my dad.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 01:05 AM       
Makes sense.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 01:09 AM       
She talks a lot though, so I probably won't get a gun. I'll probably get some sweaters and a Best Buy gift card because when people ask me for gift ideas I just shrug them off.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 05:30 AM       
If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot guitar woman, also for duelling purposes.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 07:22 AM       
Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 09:25 AM       

Beat ya to it milhouse ;D
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 09:50 AM       
Just remember, shooting someone on Christmas with a new gun is easily written off as an accident.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 12:05 PM       
Well, will you look at that.

I'm so damn proud of this forum for not immediately suggesting that he kill himself with it that it brings a tear to my eye.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 12:07 PM       
We're bigger fans of homicide.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 12:11 PM       
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Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
Ehhhh Morgantown's about as big a city as West Virginia has, so not quite. I mean, I can drive two hours to my family's house up in the eastern panhandle of WV. We've got eight acres and have never had a problem shooting there before.

Over the summer my girlfriend and I, along with my very drunk father, sat in the grass there for an hour and a half, lighting some old cherry tree's world up.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 01:02 PM       
That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
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That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
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That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
Sorry.

I'm apparently getting a gun for Commercialmas.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 12:21 AM       
My grandmother gave my brother a package of microwave popcorn for Christmas once.

Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 01:17 PM       
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Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.

Never got you that by any chance, did she?
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