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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 04:36 PM        Well, now I know why you get your tonsils out when you're younger
Because you don't realize how much it absolutely fucking sucks when you're that age. Christ, the only thing that makes up for it is all the Dilaudid
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 07:20 PM       
Did you get to keep them in a jar?
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
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Did you get to keep them in a jar?
These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 09:56 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 11:51 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 12:18 AM       
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These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could
Damn.

I was going to try to trade my pickled gall bladder for your tonsils.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 11:59 AM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
I wish I could get my tonsils removed. All they do is get filled with this white pasty shit I have to squeeze out every once in a while.

It smells awful. Kinda fun though.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 04:05 PM       
Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 04:06 PM       
That is fucking horrific sounding.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 01:21 PM       
Ohh, too bad about that.

I guess I'm kind of lucky that I've never had mine removed. In fact, I've still got all of my organs with me.

My cousin had his appendix taken out though, poor guy.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:27 PM       
Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
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Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.
Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
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Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?
I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:18 AM       
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Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

I love that one.
Now I have to go watch that exploding cyst cheese video, for old times sake.
I'll find you more Jeanette!
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 10:14 AM       
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I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).
During times of extreme illness (cholera, dysentery) the intestinal flora effectively are "flushed away" - a theory states that in more primitive times (before antibiotics and antivirals) the appendix provided a "safe haven" for a few hundred million or so of the little buggers so that when the body gets better, the gut would be repopulated naturally.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 10:46 AM       
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That is fucking horrific sounding.
It is
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
I poked a huge amount of tonsil stones out of my right tonsil a few months back because I was gagging and shit. My tonsil shrunk down to like 1/4 of the size and now I do it every couple of weeks to prevent it from happening again.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 05:44 PM       
Maybe you should massage your tonsils to keep them from getting inflamed. My cock should do the trick.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
Are you sure it's long enough?
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:17 PM       
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