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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 08:15 PM        Bod's race regime
Hey, I ran a 5 mile race today, which as it goes is one of the hardest races I've ever done due to the speed. Much prefer half marathons where a person can chill and have chin-wag with fellow competitors.

Anyway. I'd hoped to complete it under 44minutes, but as it goes finished at 41 mins and 14 secs.

"How on earth for the love of sweet jesu" I hear you cry.

Well I'll tell you. Night before the race drink half a bottle of champagne and then a bottle of Aussie Jacobs Creek White. Wake at 5am and have a shag, then kip. Re-wake at 8.30, screw for appporx 30mins and then get out of bed. Drink orange juice and drive to start line. Start running. Run some more.
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:08 PM       
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Night before the race drink half a bottle of champagne and then a bottle of Aussie Jacobs Creek White. Wake at 5am and have a shag, then kip. Re-wake at 8.30, screw for appporx 30mins and then get out of bed. Drink orange juice and drive to start line. Start running. Run some more.
That doesn't sound like an awfully good training regime :/
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
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That doesn't sound like an awfully good training regime :/
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it goes finished at 41 mins and 14 secs.
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:27 PM       
what's kip?
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 09:35 PM       
SEX, incase you where not bieng sarcastic. :/
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 08:36 AM       
Obviously he was because Bod said "screw"
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 01:40 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
sounds like a training program I could stick to!
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 03:35 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shag

Consider yaself told!

Tell ya what, I'm sticking to this training schedule, just need to bump it up a bit for the Edinburgh Marathon in June. It shall be a shag-fest indeed.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 05:39 PM        Re: Bod's race regime
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Well I'll tell you. Night before the race drink half a bottle of champagne and then a bottle of Aussie Jacobs Creek White. Wake at 5am and have a shag, then kip. Re-wake at 8.30, screw for appporx 30mins and then get out of bed. Drink orange juice and drive to start line. Start running. Run some more.
Seems simple enough. Only a genius could think it up.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 05:47 PM       
It was more of a happy accident.

Mind you, the other half in this equation didn't do so well as hoped in his run. He obviously ain't as hard-core as me.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 05:49 PM       
I for one would love to have Bod as a personal trainer.
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 05:10 PM       
Very sweet Seth. I've been wanting to leave my job for sometime, so maybe this is a new way forward with me. - A new 'hole' in the market.

Over the next few months I've applied to run a 5 m, a 20 m and a half marathon. Ending in a full Marathon in June.

Will keep y'all posted on my gruelling race training regime.
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 11:52 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 05:46 AM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 03:29 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 11:02 AM       
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Yeah he is, I dumped him this morning!!
Hey! That means Bod need a new training partner!!!!
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 04:29 PM       
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