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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
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Wow...pure badness. How did that fit that one in, were they in Detroit?


Robocop would beat anyone in the squared circle....if they're still there 10 minutes later when finally he gets there.
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 11:15 AM       
Robocop has a gun that he keeps inside his thigh, so he wins by default.

I saw the bloopers reel after watching that Robocop one and I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Booker T call Hulk Hogan a nigga.

"HULK HOGAN I'M COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!!"
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 02:02 PM       
Remember the movie No Holds Barred? Remember how they spun it off into an "actual" WWF feud? Remember how it made Randy Savage and Sensational Sherri lose their minds?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Xvnx2Huiw
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
I wish Robocop was in wrestling now.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:15 AM       
I wish Robocop would befriend Sting again. TNA might make sense then.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:34 PM       
I wish they would bring IRS back. Money, Inc. was the greatest tag team ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcsNwwK9vfg

The tax cheat accusations are hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2mv...eature=related
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:37 PM       
I hear tell WWE signed his son to a developmental contract.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:40 PM       
Hopefully he continues the gimmick. I remember one time Chief Strongbow was giving Tatanka his ceremonial headdress and IRS came out demanding a "gift tax" and proceeded to stomp the shit out of the headdress. Shit is hilarious.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:47 PM       
They could make his gimmick more topical. Maybe "Mort Gage" or "Will Foreclose"
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:53 PM       
I like it. He would just go around ridiculing people for their house foreclosure and blame them for the struggling economy. Now is the perfect time for the WWE to go with something like that.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 03:30 PM       
They need to bring back Duke "The Dumpster" Droese to combat global warming then. Possibly with Rhino coming back as Al-Agorey. The 2nd part needs work.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:53 PM       
What happens when you combine the Ultimate Warrior, Phill Collins, and Gilbert Gotfried?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 08:17 PM       
Wow, Warriors a nutjob. Phil Collins is a whiner. Gottfried...a Legend
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:05 PM       
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What happens when you combine the Ultimate Warrior, Phill Collins, and Gilbert Gotfried?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:44 PM       
HOLY CRAP!

"I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS" is not something I would expect the Iron Sheik to say.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:22 PM       
"i'm going to do you a favor! Go fuck yourself!"

"I'm broke!"

Hahaha, hilarious.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 07:37 PM       


Fromer WWE manager and now TNA man Jim Cornette goes completely apeshit at a DQ drive thru.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:32 PM       
It cuts it off. Richard Christy was another wrestler they called Killer Bee on video conference. It was amazing.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:44 PM       
Jake "The Snake" Roberts at his finest, ie completely wasted and rambling like a fucking idiot.

DDT DDT DDT DDT DDT

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clRpVbYZw8

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awd1uVpkjB0

Just watched this again and it's hilarious. Part 2 features poor Jake staggering down to the ring, clearly wasted and out of his gourd.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 11:25 PM       
I remember a couple of years ago they brought Jake Roberts to TNA for a short bit and he seemed just as fucking wasted as ever.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 07:08 PM       
http://www.myspace.com/Koko


The official Koko B. Ware site

Even if it's fake the blogs are out of control hilarious.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
The writing style and content of the blogs reminds me of ol' Jim Anchower:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37326
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Old Oct 11th, 2008, 04:58 AM       
I hear tell the Honkey Tonk Man may wrestle in the next PPV which may make me break my "I only watch Wrestlemania" habit :P
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Old Oct 11th, 2008, 08:27 PM       
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I hear tell the Honkey Tonk Man may wrestle in the next PPV which may make me break my "I only watch Wrestlemania" habit :P
Why in the hell would they trot out a fat-old dinosaur like Honky Tonk, when there's a perfectly fit old dinosaur named The Ultimate Warrior out there?
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