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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:18 AM       
Dear, finish your homework before you start playing on the computer.

And tell your father that if he wants a 'cold one,' then he can just get it himself. I work too hard at one job to just come home to another.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get snippety like that. Just...tell your father it'll be on the counter. N-No. Mommy isn't crying.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:29 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:32 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:39 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:40 AM       
Shut the fuck up and solve this problem in another thread. DO CARDS DAMMIT!

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:48 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:07 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:34 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:05 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:21 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:36 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:59 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 05:11 PM       


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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 06:23 PM       
Kelly Chaos, add stats.


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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 06:26 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 06:44 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:42 PM       
Meatman, don't you have some more stellar internet picture captions to delight the world with?
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:47 PM       
Just thought I'd remind you that it's 8 minutes to 10, honey. You've got to get to school bright and early ALL this week if you want mommy to drive you to see that nice webmaster in all those posters in your room.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:28 PM       


Users of this Card are allowed to pull a "fubar" on any one enemy.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:42 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:50 PM       
FUCK i lose
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:51 PM       
Now, I will use 2 cards. For I can... Bastards...



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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:56 PM       
i got 2 also...


pope

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ninja

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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:00 PM       
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