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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 12:46 PM        I think I got my girlfriend pregnant
Ok, so we were at her house and she gave me a handjob. When I blew my load some of it went on her bed. She cleaned it off with cold water and ended up using the sheet that night (it's her only one). Now it's a month later and her period is 2 days late... is it possible that she got pregnant?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:01 PM       
I'll tell you this, buy a baby names book.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:09 PM       
Did she shove the sheet up her vagina?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:28 PM       
The act of handjobbing got her pregnant.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:41 PM       
I believe sperm dies when it comes in contact with oxygen, not to mention that it can't travel down the birth canal. It has to be injected directly, which is why your little bambino gets long. I think you're okay. At the very least you can be sure it wasn't YOU who got her pregnant.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:48 PM       
What about the delayed period? I also heard sperm survives for 3 days outside the body. This shit has me freaked out!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 02:46 PM       
Do-it-yourself abortion now! Questions and apologies later!

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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 03:01 PM       
Give me a serious answer or don't waste my time.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 03:13 PM       
Ey! Nine months seldom pass in that much of a jiffy. You've still got plenty of time, ol' chap!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 03:15 PM       
I'm fucking 14... the last thing I need is a kid.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 03:26 PM       
When you're fucking fifteen girls, what would you expect?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 06:07 PM       
If you honestly don't know the answer to this question, then you shouldn't be fucking around. It's pretty obvious that you need to educate yourself on some of this shit.

And you're paranoid.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 06:43 PM       
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If you honestly don't know the answer to this question, then you shouldn't be fucking around. It's pretty obvious that you need to educate yourself on some of this shit.

And you're paranoid.

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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 06:57 PM       
Oh, my bad, it was only fourteen :/
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 07:25 PM       
I highly doubt that she is pregnant but since her period is late convince her to go to the doctors. Being late on their periods can be caused by many things but one of the causes of this is cancer. Have her go get checked out.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 08:39 PM       
I have somewhat extensive medical training and I think she is definatly pregnant.

Oh god you will be in so much trouble when everyone finds out! a father at 14, what is the world comming to.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 11:59 PM       
MM I'm not retarded, I've been reading these forums for a long time. I just recently joined though and I know you're bullshitting me :/ . Thanks alot to those of you who gave me serious answers, I shan't be forgetting this .
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 02:27 AM       
Dude, mary if it's a girl, jack if it's a boy.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 04:53 AM       
Sell your story to Lifetime (Television for Women) to support the child, I suggest the title Sheet of Deceit.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 09:44 AM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 11:30 AM       
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Did she shove the sheet up her vagina?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 01:39 AM       
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you can get your girlfriend pregnant if she touched her vagina after she gave you a hand job and she still had cum on her hand, but if she didnt then i dont think shes pregnant. you cant get pregnant unless the sperm comes in contact with the vagina. not unless she took a wad of cum that was left on the bed and stuck it up her vagina after you left. lol
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 07:35 AM       
just think if you kill her now you wont have anything to worry about later
because you know of course , whenever a 14 year old boy has sex the probability of him getting someone pregnant is 99.9 percent , if he ejaculates within 3 feet of the female body , dont belive me ?
good
because im drunk and absolutley full of shit right now
why the fuck would you come here with a question like this ?
go to planned parenthood or something , or just get some chloraform ,or buy a goddamn pregnancy test and a gun if your that worried ,
shit you think doctor phil posts in these forums or something ?
its always awesome when strangers ask important personal questions and require responses from complete strangers

hey dont worry about it anyway you didnt get her pregnant I DID !!!
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 02:46 PM       
TWO DAYS? OMG THE WORLD SHALL END!

As if a period's on a rigid schedule or something.

Seriously. If that actually is the case, I wish the mailman were as punctual as your girlfriend's menses.
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 07:53 AM       
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I'm fucking 14... the last thing I need is a kid.
no your girlfriend is not pregnant it is impossible to for her to get pregnant that way DAMNIT!
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