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Moobs · #**18676**

That doesnt make sense because i need to stop and get these things to maintain my relationship with a FEMALE but yeah its pretty SERIOUS

Pub Lover · #**18677**

You're totally a SERIOUS HOMO, we can smell our own.

We smell like DESPAIR. :'(

Pub Lover · #**18678**

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

call of cthulhu scared the christ out of me

Pub Lover · #**18679**

You jerks better all tell Willie that he's great.

Because Willie is really great!

Seven Force · #**18680**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit?

Oh man, I didn't mean it. It was a reflex thing.

That and it was the only thing I could come up with.

Seven Force · #**18681**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

If by symbosis [sic] you mean "chainsaw to the cunt" then yes, I am definitely fucking going to do symbosis.

Pub Lover · #**18682**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

OH NO! I AM A LITTLE GIRLY MAN! AND I A M SO VERY SORRY!

Yeah, congratulations on your SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.

Fag.

Seven Force · #**18683**

im never talking to you jerks again

oh hey guys

Pub Lover · #**18684**

Quote:

[15:42] Seven Force: Also the only symbiosis I want to do with Terra is my dick in her mouth.

[15:43] Seven Force: It'll be like that spiderman episode when Venom puts his dick in Peter Parker's mouth while he's asleep, and takes pictures.
[15:43] Seven Force: At least, I hope it's a legit episode, and not a vivid dream. ;(
[15:44] Pub Lover: Was it a\ mud dream?
[15:44] Seven Force: No, those involve Ron Jeremy.
[15:44] Pub Lover: :vomit

Pub Lover · #**18685**

I feel bad about Esuohlim's site dying, but then I reread my submissions and I start to think of it as a justified death.

Seven Force · #**18686**

I don't because i'm a bitter, maladjusted person.

Esuohlim · #**18687**

Well when I took that break and came back to it I realized that I just didn't feel like writing anymore.

But now I think the phase has passed

. You two best be sending some shit soon.

Esuohlim · #**18688**

Also I'm already worried about when my account on Dreamhost expires in April because if I've completely given up by then I don't want all my hard work to be lost forever

Esuohlim · #**18689**

On the other hand I just ate some delicious homemade chili so I can't be too unhappy right now.

Pub Lover · #**18690**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

You two best be sending some shit soon.

Esuohlim · #**18691**

It's the funniest thing I've said in months

Pub Lover · #**18692**

Seriously, just scrolling past my 'projects for Esuohlim' folder makes me cringe.

My shitty articles are worthless.

Pub Lover · #**18693**

I have three half finished pieces that cause the most grief.

An article about beards being hated by lesbians.

A review of the last season of Friends.

A review of my review of the last season of Blake's 7.

Pub Lover · #**18694**

I could write a whole series of articles comparing myself to the Mulletman, but I don't feel like being suicidal this month.

Esuohlim · #**18695**

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it.

In all honesty, your "comics suck" article was better than a third of what's on the site, that 1/3 being mostly Top Ten List Faggot crap, and he has his moments.

Pub Lover · #**18696**

"HELLO I AM PUB LOVER'S TWIN BROTHER! WE SHARE A BED! NO LADIES, YOU CANNOT SECKS US UP AS WE HAVE A WARHAMMER 40K GAME TO GET TO IN OUR BASEMENT! I GET TO USE MY SQUAD OF FEMALE ELDAR THIS TIME, SO I GET THE MASTURBATION SHADE"