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Slinky Ferret Slinky Ferret is offline
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 04:34 AM       
Aren't mice that live inside vermin? While the ones that live outside that get crushed to death by combine (h)'arvesters (said in a dorrrrrrrrset accent) fieldmice and good for the field?
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:07 AM       
I've never stopped long enough to think of it that way, Slinky but it makes sense. Of course I would rather say that there are field mice in my house instead of vermin.
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
i told my mom about my little mouse friend the next morning before i left for work. she told me when i returned that he'd come to visit her that afternoon when she was in her office; scampering around and stopping to stare at her every once in a while.

she said when the mouse ran into her prayer closet, she shut the door, and went to find something to catch the mouse in. returning with a check box, she said she told god that if he didn't want her to kill the mouse, she'd need him to get inside the box. seconds after she walked inside and put the box down, the mouse scurried into it. she put the top on and took it outside, letting our little friend go at the edge of the yard.

oh, and those sticky mats are hideous. i came into my new classroom a few years ago to find one the previous teacher had left over the summer; a little snake had managed to all but pull its skin off rolling around trying to get away. sick.

oh, and mariachi man needs to withdraw the sombrero from up his arse.
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
Awww that's cute.
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
we have a cat problem in thsi neighborhood and the neighborhood vietnam vet says he wants to catch and breed all the black cats and make it only black cats in the neighborhood (im serious) so no mice problems for us

one time we had a mouse in the kitchen, up in tha ceiling yall, in a suspended light enclosure. the cats were all like "what is that what is that" and they got the eyes that i like to call moon-pie eyes and the cats have never been as adorable when theyre about to fuck up and slowly kill a mouse
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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returning with a check box, she said she told god that if he didn't want her to kill the mouse, she'd need him to get inside the box. seconds after she walked inside and put the box down, the mouse scurried into it.
your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:49 PM       
My God would increase the mouse one-hundred fold in size and instruct it to devour the insolent blasphemer.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:16 PM       
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your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
it would seem so. i just smile and nod given such information, fearing discussions of a religious nature with her, since the magnifying glass already seems so in-my-face as of late.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 10:21 PM       
Two days ago, not one, but two mice walked into my friends' room and died in the middle of the floor. I took the latter one and set it on a table in some house lounge on the seventh floor.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 04:17 PM       
I've owned two pet mice in my life. One I named Spotz(after my best friend... I was in fourth grade) and the other was Marcel. The first one ended up scratching both his ears off. Seriously, they were gone. It was just all blood where his ears once were. The other one went bald and lost his ears too. I guess that can happen.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 04:34 PM       
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your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
it would seem so. i just smile and nod given such information, fearing discussions of a religious nature with her, since the magnifying glass already seems so in-my-face as of late.
So it's kind of lucky that the mouse was there to divert the wrath of God away from you, then. How's your mom's God fixed for personal loans, BTW?
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