you know what i hate? test tubes! how ironic, you say. and i concur.
you know what i like to do with test tubes? i like to break out my diamond-tipped pen thingy and scratch all around and around.
and then, place them gently on the floor, like on a pillow or something. and then, i like to SMASH THEM IN WHILE JUMPING ON MY POGO STICK.
AND I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT IT, SO IT TAKES A WHILE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY HIT THE TEST TUBES. AND THEY GET TO LIE THERE WAITING FOR THE POGO STICK TO CRUSH THEIR ALREADY SCRATCHED-TO-HELL FORMS.
IT'S KINDA LIKE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE, AT THE END, WHEN HE'S STRAPPED IN THAT MOUSE TRAP AND THE HATCHET IS GOING TO FALL AT ANY MOMENT.
ONLY THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE GETS OUT, AND THE TEST TUBES ALWAYS END UP IN THE NASTY, STINKY DUMP.