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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 10:26 AM        Email of the Moment #17
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From: AsheY_VengeancE [newfoundglorygirl@sbcglobal.net]
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To the person who wrote the page on the Swastika shaped toy,
I am sorry to break this to you but...you are just a low life, scum sucking nerd that thinks you've found you place with the pirced queer teens in cyber space! Honestly. If you knew anything about Nazis you wouldn't be puting a big X over their flag! You just go with the jew media saying "Nazis are bad" and "Don't like Nazis and Hitler because they killed jews". Maybe if you leaned and read Mein Kampf you would finally understand how much of a genius Hitler REALLY was. Think for yourself. Don't the t.v., articles (written by jews), and websites (published by jews) think for you.

---AsheY_VengenaceE
Awww... bless her warm, racist, tiny holiday heart. Happy Hanukkah, Ashey!
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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 10:59 AM       
I mean really. Just because you murder a few million jews everyone thinks you are in some way bad

Its political correctness gone mad.

EDIT:

I got bored and wrote her an email :/

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Have you heard about the KKK environmental scheme?

Here at the KKK we are always looking for budding young nazis to help with our cause. More specifically we would like your help with our current campaign; "Keep the arctic white, also christian".

With the current influx of asylum seekers we must make it our misson to keep our one remaining refuge - the arctic - completly white.

Hope to hear back from you soon!


Phineas Newborn III
ADDED: I got a reply and it wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

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I am quite flatered that you call me a "young nazi". And when you say The Arctic do you mean like where penguines live? I do like penguines. I would love to help.
-AsheY_VengeancE
ps. Is this stupid Abraham's friend steven?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 12:16 PM       
It's good to see my fellow nazis are alive and well on the internet
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 01:46 PM       
uh oh rog...I think thats a sign they want u to make the pickle man have on a nazi outfit!
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 04:45 PM       
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I am quite flatered that you call me a "young nazi".
It's a middle-aged nazi.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 02:24 PM       
Or old hag. I just e-mailed her back with "only joking. No jerks allowed in the arctic". Then i think she tried to send me a virus.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 06:26 PM       
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Don't the t.v., articles (written by jews), and websites (published by jews) think for you.
That's a pretty well-constructed sentence, there, hon! Just one more verb and it'll actually be English!
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
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ps. Is this stupid Abraham's friend steven?
Wait, I want to hear more about this bit.
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 02:40 PM       
Well, as far as I know i'm not stupid abriham's friend Steven... Thats about all there is to tell.
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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 11:42 PM       
I met steven in back alley behind liquor store. He yelled like a girl when I ate his femur.
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 06:23 PM       
Nice story Ivan.... shut the fuck up!
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 11:24 PM       
How could a racist like penguins? They are black as well as white :/
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 04:57 PM       
Lord that woman sounds nuts, wonder how she would react if I wrote her an email saying hitler was a druggie and got orgasems when he did his speeches (which is true, thank the history channel for it) think I should write that email?
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 06:56 PM       
I don't think she's actually really read that book, or more to the point actually understands the whole political climate of that time. I wonder how many other children of the present generation below are going to grow up and think that the nazis were right to do what they did.

My country may be crap at some things, but it certainly gives us educational programs that are correct both in regards to history and fact. In Germany, school children make a trip to Poland to learn about what happened there. Maybe this kid should too.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 02:55 PM       
My roommate is a Nazi.

He has the German flag up on his wall, a picture of Erwin "the Desert Fox" Rommel, and a picture of his Greatgrandfather, who was a WW2 German Trooper. Also, many small germanic toys.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 06:51 PM       
My grandfather was a natzi but then he joined the american army
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 04:32 PM       
Jeez, Rog...you certainly attract a wide array of interesting characters....
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:21 AM       
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I don't think she's actually really read that book, or more to the point actually understands the whole political climate of that time. I wonder how many other children of the present generation below are going to grow up and think that the nazis were right to do what they did.

My country may be crap at some things, but it certainly gives us educational programs that are correct both in regards to history and fact. In Germany, school children make a trip to Poland to learn about what happened there. Maybe this kid should too.
I think she should read the Diary of Anne Frank, Here in my Province, its a Requirement that every Third Grade class Read that book. I remember that my third grade teacher made me do a report on The death camps that freaked me out.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:06 AM       
I wish this forum would get updated with new topics more regularly because it's probably my favorite.
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Old Jan 21st, 2006, 07:09 PM       
Every forum gets updated. -ROG- dosent get wierd emails every day so shut up and wait!~~~~~~~~
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Old Jan 22nd, 2006, 03:26 AM       
Do you check his email everyday for him? How the hell would you know how often he gets strange emails, maybe he just doesn't feel like posting them.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2006, 04:54 AM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 12:56 AM       
Cosmo Turd... I like it! Thanks!
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 08:50 PM       
I sent her an e-mail too.

Here it is and her reply:

Email:

I saw your e-mail at I-mockery.com. I have one thing to say:

NAZI!!!

Hitler was a maniac, and murdered 6 million people. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH JEWS!

And, I know someone sent you a fake message involving the KKK (Which wants
YOU to join) and the Arctic.

"I am quite flatered that you call me a "young nazi". And when you say The
Arctic do you mean like where penguines live? I do like penguines. I would
love to help. "

PENGUINS LIVE IN ANTARCTICA! NOT THE ARCTIC YOU PSYCHOPATHIC IDIOT!

If you would like, you can see how much we ha-err, love you here at this
thread.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20250

AND DON'T TRY TO SEND ME A VIRUS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT TRICK!

And I'll get your IP and report you for virus attempts.

Have a bad nazi-licious day.

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First of all I would honestly like to state that I wont send you a virus. I'm not like that.

How do you know he killed 6 million people? Was there some kind of turnstile like you see at Disneyland at the end of the war to count heads of how many jews he killed? I have nothing to prove to you. I believe what I believe and if the hate mail to me help you sleep at night then that just stupid. Thats right, if you say to yourself at night "Hitlers a maniac" and it lets you sleep at night thats fine with me. Thanks for being so close minded.
-a person who breaks the status quo.
ps. Maniacs arn't out controling over half of the globe. They are in some penitentiary over by the coast.
pps. The whole 'penguine' thing was sarcastic. I get these kind of e-mail more often than i like.


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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 09:12 PM       
I'll bet she's French.
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