o0oo what do we have here! A parcel all the way from Canada!
dang that looks like some sweet stuff right there biatch.
The ziploc bag with the origami ninja stars informs me I have to arrange them so I can find out who my SS was.
now on with the show!!
what's that you say Mr Canadian Army man, you want to tell me a story of cowboys and indians?? Well that seems a little odd, but ok.
wait. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that that's not what happened. The indians got pwned, and the Canadians surely don't rule the US.
He then went on to tell me that I was wrong, that London, was not in England, but in Canada
and that if I wanted to live I needed to take these vital supplies...
come to Canada
where they have ducks on their monies
so i did
he also gave me a key ring that would make my keys float
which may or may not work, but I couldn't test it out in anything deeper cus we are on water restrictions and I'd already filled up the basin. hahaha stupid hot australia.
and these jesus stickers which I don't know what to stick on haha.