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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:51 AM       
That picture of your brother after you sprayed him was fucking priceless
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:52 AM       
sorry if you were hoping for a little more variety, but I already commited to the idea of spending all my budget on silly string because I thought to myself "man if I were to receive 20 bucks worth of silly string that'd be awesome" Also I spent more time writing the letters than I did shopping for presents

Also part of the present is my risking getting arrested (I was genuinely concerned!)

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/letter.JPG
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:56 AM       
Oh yeah, the tolilet paper you can roll back up onto a tube and go TP a house with it!

everyone should give pranks for christmas!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:59 AM       
It's a fine present, but seriously, you didn't need to tell me that you spent more time writing the letters than shopping for the gift.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:02 AM       
Thanks Black Flag I got my present today and have already started snaping shots of it now.

To my secret Santa reciepent, I went back the the post office today to see if they knew when my package will be arriving. They told me it would be another TEN days. I am really sorry for the lateness of this, I spent $35 on getting the fastest shipping there and the fuckwit serving me apprantly didn't put it in the right bag. All I got was an apology and to move along. So yeah you will hopefully get it before then but if not, -RoG- can you please give me person an extension?
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:07 AM       
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It's a fine present, but seriously, you didn't need to tell me that you spent more time writing the letters than shopping for the gift.
Agreed, this isn't about just making people on the forums laugh, it's about giving a decent present. I thought somebody like Jixby would give a fucking great gift. It's like no effort at all was put into it. :/

Nice work with the pics though John, love your brother's surprised look.



Darklycan, yes, of course, that person will get an extension. I don't punish people for receiving their gifts late. Tell your post office that they're grounded though.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:15 AM       
The silly string was fairly entertaining, but it does seem like all you did was write up an amusing letter and then decide on the silly string as an afterthought to go along with your great letter.


To all those interested, I'm sure he'd be willing to put the contents of the two-page letter up on his site for your viewing pleasure.

However, since this thread is about Secret Santa gifts and not Secret Santa letters, I'd rather it not be here.

The letter in red is linked in his post.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:47 AM       
o0oo what do we have here! A parcel all the way from Canada!


dang that looks like some sweet stuff right there biatch.


Truck Yeah!


The ziploc bag with the origami ninja stars informs me I have to arrange them so I can find out who my SS was.


now on with the show!!


what's that you say Mr Canadian Army man, you want to tell me a story of cowboys and indians?? Well that seems a little odd, but ok.







wait. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that that's not what happened. The indians got pwned, and the Canadians surely don't rule the US.

He then went on to tell me that I was wrong, that London, was not in England, but in Canada



and that if I wanted to live I needed to take these vital supplies...


come to Canada


where they have ducks on their monies


so i did



THE END

he also gave me a key ring that would make my keys float


which may or may not work, but I couldn't test it out in anything deeper cus we are on water restrictions and I'd already filled up the basin. hahaha stupid hot australia.
and these jesus stickers which I don't know what to stick on haha.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 03:35 AM       
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THIS IS ME I'M HERE I'M HERE

I did partcipate but the bitchface who is my secret santa was obviously LATE and I don't have my present yet.
hehe yeh i figured that was you. i am expecting greatness from your story. i doubt you will get somethign great like the avenging unicorn playset though. oh well. thats what happens when you dont abuse power and choose your own secret santa instead of letting it be "random"
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 04:42 AM       
WELL I actually put a lot more time and effort into my present then you think. The Letters were an honest-to-god attempt to spice up what I had ended up getting. There's a longer, much whinier version of my defense in the commentary thread. Don't even read it if you don't wanna, I have a narcissistic need to explain myself to the point where its annoying, if that isn't clear from the letter in your package. But yeah, sorry about the present. It wasn't so hot, but I honestly tried.

Here is my final video. I'm also uploading a new version of rosie christmas because it goes out of sync in the current version. Look out for that soon.

Spengler's Presents #1 MEET SPENGLER
Spengler's Presents #2 SILLY PUTTY AND WAX LIPS
Spengler's Presents #3 ALIEN DROOL AND ELVIS CARDS
Spengler's Presents #4 SMOKES and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SPOILERS
Spengler's Presents #5 CHRISTMAS WITH ROSIE
Spengler's Presents #6 STICKERS AND DVD NEW! NO JOKE!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 04:59 AM       
aw Part 6 wasn't as great as the others... it did have some footage of a chick in a car though, that was a surprise ending.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:11 AM       
Actually you're wrong, part 6 is the best one, dude.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:13 AM       
you just broke my sarcasmeter!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:18 AM       
Great job Snoogans. I dig the pics, especially the one of you with the knife and mask. I also really liked MarioRPG's idea of using paper ninja stars as a word jumble forcing you to figure out who your Secret Santa was. Fuckin' great!

Jixby, I responded to you in the commentary thread so as to not get sidetracked any more from Dr. Boogie's story. Anyway, your 6th video was alright, but yeah the earlier ones were definitely the best, which I think you even said something to that effect earlier on. Nice thank you kiss though. One question: what happened to the stickers after you threw them on the ground? As soon as you pick up the DVD the stickers VANISH from the floor! OMG! GHOSTS!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:25 AM       
those masks are made for little kids and they don't have elastic to hold them on, they have arms like glasses. They wouldn't stay on my head very long cus the arms weren't long enough to reach my ears so I was pretty pleased with the photos too hehe.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:05 AM       
That kung-fu footage was rad. Oddly, some of those actors look familiar.

Anyways, this is somehting I should most definitely participate in next year! Great stories and everyhting.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 11:10 AM       
yeah i haven't got my present as of when i checked the mail last night

but i think that's because i got someone who sent late so i'll bet its there tonight
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 12:39 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:21 PM       
I sent mine on the day of the deadline. I'm not sure why it's not there yet...I didn't ship it overnight or anything, but still.

I guess the USPS is really slow this time of year. I'm waiting for two other packages separate from my Santa one (which I still haven't gotten Mad ) that were supposed to come a few days ago. :=
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 02:50 PM       
whats your confirmation number say when you check it on usps.com
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 03:16 PM       
Glad you enjoyed everything Snoogans! Way to figure things out.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 04:06 PM        GASP!
I must say, "MarioRPG"s idea of making a ninja-star puzzle sure was amazing. He's pretty much my hero for that one.

Props, "MarioRPG", for that original idea that I didn't tell you to use!

(I like that this is my first post. =] )
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
i thought jixby's gift was lol... and also... THE BESTEST EVER
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Jixby is awesome.
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