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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 04:06 AM       
guys i am sorry i did not get my thing in earlier but i got some holliday and turning 30 years old depression that ruined my ability to get it done (APPOLOGIES TO LARRY THE CABLE REPARIMAN)

also appologies for not picturing myself in these pictures but like i said, depressions

i had initially had a idea to prefix this story w/ myself having a dialog w/ myself, and i was gonan shave my face up to make the characters more distinct but unfortunatley it did not work out

DOUBLE PLUS APOLOGIES

anyhow



my gift person was mistermockery, he sent me a "frankfurter converter" (pictured) and a "extendible fork" (not pictured yet)


this is what happends when you put a hotdog into the f. converter it turns into a octopus haha


NEXT UP A PARTIAL HARROWING TAEL

our ship did land on a strange island with cyclopean monuments such as this strewn at bizarre angles across it
when we approached the largest one atop the tall cliff, it began to open



AND A MONSTOR DID APPEAR





with a flick of his tentacled face he threw ed off the cliff ;_;

NOOOOO

AIIIEEEE

*splat*

oh no i am next help

look it is a weapon of some kind

i will fight you htdgthulu

woah it did get long and stab him in the face!

oh no the use fo a magic trident did awaken an even more dreadful monstor

A SHAGOTH OH SH*T

SHOWDOWN AT THE OK CORALL

who iwll win

(please note no animals were harmed int he filming of this picture although one got to eat some hot dog tentacles)
(also note, i am using my parents computer to post this and to upload pictures, so if some of them dont show up right away dont be alarmed as they still have dialup)
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 07:55 AM       
holymoly i want a hotdogapus maker thing
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 01:06 PM       
Actually, Doopa was your Secret Santa, Willie... not sure why it said it was from me. Guess because the account was in my name or somethin. It shoulda said her name on there somewhere though o.O

Anywho, those pics are awesome and now I wanna get a hotdog octopus maker thingamabob.
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 06:06 PM       
one of my presents takes 72 hours before i can use it, so i have to wait
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 10:08 PM       
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one of my presents takes 72 hours before i can use it, so i have to wait
Oh cool you got the presents, sorry it had to take so long but unfortuantly we don't have that "through rain, snow, sleet" thingy you guys have, just boganess. Well I hope you enjoyed them and look forward to you super secret santa adventure!
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 12:04 AM       
yessuh i like 'em :D

and its okay, i was wonderin wtf was up, but it came all the way from australia
so its all good :O
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 01:40 AM       
They sell those hotdog things on Stupid.com! That place is cool. AND the extendible fork is there (a spoon is there too I think!)
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 02:30 AM       
i hope everyone had a good christmas!
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 12:39 PM       
I did!
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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 12:06 PM       
Yay for christmas! Commence bannings! But for real, happy new year too.
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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 02:24 PM       
oh hey ps chojin when you were doing mustache did you use that flashlight for safety purposes

you gotta be safe you know
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 03:34 PM       
That was awesome willy
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
How many more stories do people need to put up?
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 07:04 PM       
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that's like asking how many stupid questions you might post until you realize that no one likes you.... but that is on a scale of do you really care or do you comprehend the fact you might be a total fucking loser
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 10:18 PM       
listen we all hate zelda but at least fucking answer his question..

fuck you zelda. fuck you.....dont come back to next years secret santa
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 10:26 PM       
Fartin- Both

Microshock- Im telling your parents then you'll get grounded little tyke. Wont want that now will you...Your the load your mom should have swallowed you know that?
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 10:30 PM       
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listen we all hate zelda but at least fucking answer his question..
Who's this "we", champ?
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Old Dec 31st, 2006, 02:38 AM       
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Your the load your mom should have swallowed you know that?


Anywho, these stories have been a blast to read. I know I'll participate next year.
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Old Dec 31st, 2006, 10:27 AM       
zelda .......wow. you know that i put up a decent story and i gave good gifts.

i did my part. unlike you

and the only comeback you have is that im young?

pathetic.

Schimid , you dont hate him? Cuz i thought when i said 'we' , i meant everyone on this thread.
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Old Dec 31st, 2006, 11:32 AM       
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zelda .......wow. you know that i put up a decent story and i gave good gifts.

i did my part. unlike you

and the only comeback you have is that im young?
Micro, sure you did your part ect, but don't go into a little off topic flame war. Its not worth it when your a new member.

On the comeback it really comes to you newbie status, thats the only thing we know about you, so its the only thing he can taunt you with. Oh and not everyone agrees with you because they have known Zelda for longer, so one slip up isn't pissing them off too bad.

Anywho back on topic. Well it's a new year and the stories still ain't all up! Good work to everyone who has posted, most of them have been excellent and has made this year's secret santa quite enjoyable and I hope next years will be better.

Oh and come on Danny, its been 72 hours the creature should be done by now!
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Old Jan 1st, 2007, 11:05 PM       
Unless I'm mistaken, the following six people have NOT posted their pictures:

-glowbelly
-Misdemonar
-Noob3
-MR. DANNY TATOM
-Comrade Rocket
-randomskyfears


What gives?
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Old Jan 1st, 2007, 11:27 PM       
Mockery, I can't post becuase of technical problems, and because I'm a dick, and idk what to do with a dress.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 12:04 AM       
What are these "technical" problems. It doesn't take much to post a picture of what you got. You don't have to post a story. Just post pictures of whatever you got and say who gave it to you.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 01:06 AM       
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Mockery, I can't post becuase of technical problems, and because I'm a dick, and idk what to do with a dress.
Just put on the dress and get a picture of you wearing the dress come on chop chop
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 01:10 AM       
Looks like comrade rocket hasn't posted since you gave him shit.
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