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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 10:15 PM       
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Did she swallow a penny? I swallowed a penny one time, I thought I was going to die.
i was watching scrubs tonight..and the janitor ate a penny but it was tracking device used by j.d

hee heee loool im sorry...ill get back to work
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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 10:51 PM       
that scrubs really cracks you up huh boy

it cracks me up too, keep up the good work pal
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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 10:52 PM       
hahaha, is JD the calamity coyote

EDIT: Nevermind, I found out that was Zack Braff, if anything that guy is a toad.
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Old Jan 30th, 2007, 11:43 PM       



Sorry it took so long fellas, I feel like the ole grinch yes I do :grinch
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 09:05 AM       
where's the cow and stuff? ;<
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 02:43 PM       
YOU ARE NOT USING THAT ITEM SIR. (Thank god)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:33 PM       
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where's the cow and stuff? ;<
My dog was in the mood for beef sir.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 09:03 AM       
lol it's okay, my sister stole like half the stuff i got

p.s. my pictures coming today or tomorrow :o
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 07:28 PM       
sorry guys, was out of the country for the past month or so. didn't mean to leave you hanging, but am trying to get my girlfriend a visa to the states (and have been since august), so was in india the whole time and that took priority. didn't have the gifts with me anyways. just got back and am in the process of rounding up all the stuff i got, but not sure i'll be able to find it all. however, should have pics up of whatever i can find later today
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 11:11 PM       


so, this was all the stuff i could find, though i also got a dirty shirt (not dirty as in unclean, dirty as in porn) and there was a ball in that empty container, as well as a spinning wheel to accompany the orange handle there. theres a chance there was something else, but my stuff got moved all over while i was gone. i think i basically got all the same stuff as fartinmowler did for some reason
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 10:19 AM       
Whoopi cushions should not be green.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 02:34 AM       
Well, I hate to be a downer, but after auction and postage fees I'm about five cents in the hole from the eBay auction. This doesn't bother me, I just wish I had something to donate to the site. So it goes!
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 07:58 PM       
POST THE SHIRT.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 01:21 AM       
Here’s the crap that Seth got from ZBF, and that I got from Seth's eBay auction... which in a way makes it the stuff I got from ZBF:





Something about the tabloid drove my cat nuts. Perhaps his sensitive nose picked up the stench of a cheap fat kid. He hates those things.



Wowie, my birthday came early this year!



Mmm, gum. And such an expensive variety, too.



And the rest: a couple hot wheels, and a power ranger that makes a strange noise when you push its belt buckle.

Still, there is a compelling story to be drawn from all this:



Having just defeated her human counterpart, the pink ranger rests for a moment, taking a break and catching up on the latest news.



“Good lord, we’re in the middle of a Super Depression! I’ve got to find some way to escape it! I know, I’ll just steal a quick pick-me-up...”



“Haha, the gum is mine now, you peons! Oh, what’s this? The rattlesnake car wants to take a shot at me? Well go a-head!!!”

*splat* *crash*



“Ahahahahaha!! None can topple me! Not even...”



*gasp* “Oh no, I wasn’t counting on them sending in the heavy artillery! If that orange missile hits me it’ll... oh, wait. It’s not a missile at all. It’s just a cheap little fakeout. Haw haw”



“Argh, lasers! Invisible lasers from the orange thingie! ARGH, I AM DEFEATED!!!”

And so, with one final weird noise from her belt, the pink ranger was slain, and I sat down to take a look at my favorite tabloid story:



An ad for a service that sends insults you can use to your Bluetooth headset. As if you didn’t look crazy enough just talking into one of those things.


THE END
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 03:13 AM       
Thank you for making something out of literally nothing.
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