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Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:24 PM       
Is that a golf club or a battle ax? :snooty



however, you cannot pierce my shield. ----> O
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
I have a 65 year old WWI rifle, a mauser K98. It still fires, in fact it shoots through tree trunks.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
I think you can use just about anything in your home as a weapon. :/
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
a bunch of pocket knives, a butterfly knife, and a nerf bow and arrow.

unseen is the kitana you own an authentic original or one made like them?
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
A Chromed Motorcycle Chain, a wrist holstered Crucifix, and a ton for other chromed little blades and knives, baseball bat, a .45 colt, a glock 9mm, and a berretta 92fs (i think).

Everything is silver/chromed and/or black so i am always in a stylish matching outfit.

Wrist Crucifix and Motorcycle chain are my favourite though, never go ANYWHERE without them.



The Crucifix i put together myself and its base is sharpened to a razor edge and is held between the middle and 3rd finger when the hand is a fist, and other times just holsters in the leather band.

The Motorcycle chain weighs 5kg and can break ANYTHING.

AHEhaEhaHEhaheahe

The pistols were just presents and i never really use them at all. They do look stylish though.

haehaHEhaHEhaEHaHEhAHE
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
jin wins.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:47 AM       
I have metal cleats.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 05:27 AM       
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! it's a fucking hedgetrimmer!!! it's more painful than a chainsaw, because it's two blades that move in pposite directions, and crush and cut everything between them.

and your shield doesn't stand a chance against my extendable steel vacuum cleaner tube!!!

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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 06:03 AM       
I have a computor that has access to the internet
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 07:18 AM       
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I have a 65 year old WWI rifle, a mauser K98. It still fires, in fact it shoots through tree trunks.
ummm, that's impossible. it can't be a WW1 rifle if it's only 65 years old.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 08:10 AM       
M92F BB gun
AMD Hardballer BB gun
MP5a4 BB Gun with red dot scope
PSG-1 BB Gun
(I like stupid BB guns I know)

2"pocket knife
Baseball Bat

Things I want:
Butterfly Knife
Kitana
Retractable Claws
Catapult
Brass Kunckel (with my name, so i can mark my property)
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
I have a drum key and steel-toed shoes.

Yep, looks like I'm a badass. :/
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
I remembered that I also have two replicas of the Spanish coronation sword.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 02:10 AM       
spectre that model of rifle was used by the germans until after WWII, so it is perfectly possible for hi mto ahve the rifle, it was used in WW I and WWII, he just may have made a mistake in years or what war it was in.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 04:43 AM       
Scottish games coming up! More swords and daggers for me!
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 04:54 AM       
Anything that you can throw is a weapon.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 04:56 AM       
Everything in the world can be used as a weapon.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 05:39 AM       
Indeed, once when I was a little kid I almost got choked to death by a pillow ^_^;
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 05:42 AM       
I thought you died and went to hell.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 06:10 AM       
You smartass turds, i mean things that were originally intended to be weapons.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 06:18 AM       
i have a small samurai sword
a wooden plank with a nail
and a wrecking bar.. one of the small ones ehehe
oh and a cricket bat and the butt of a pool cue..
they are all great for detering home invasions
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 07:40 AM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:17 AM       
it is fucked in australia cause any descent weapon is illegal.. we cant even have semi automatic rifles cause some whack job wasted a heap of tasmanians... and swords and shit like that arent allowed to be sharp... it is fucked... if anyone tried to take over aus we would only have rocks and home made explosives to protect ourselves :S
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 08:33 AM       
I nkow how to kill someone with powdered sugar and a lighter.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 08:41 AM       
JIN* knows how to kill someone with an ice pick and make it look like a brain haemorrhage. :P
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