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Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 10:59 PM        NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...
OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form.... (if you're a wuss, feel free to omit any you don't feel like answering)

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
Considering I have no idea who the hell you are, how about you fill out your own form first?
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
Am I gonna get put on another mailing list or some shit?
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
I WANNA DO TEH SURVEY

Name- CHRIS
Age- 20
job- STUDENT LOL
where you at?- WISCONSIN
why did you start posting- I SUCK
how long have you been on the board- I DUNNO
hobbies- MASTURBATING
fav. music/band- THE CLASH, JERKS
fav. book- CATCH-22 AND THE SOUND AND THE FURY
fav. movie- HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!
Who do you hate the most on this board- NOT JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A TOOL
what is that smell- LOL SOMEONE CRACK A WINDOW
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
Name- Rev. Daniel O'Blivion
Age-26
job-Reverand/Caterer
where you at?-Phx, Az
why did you start posting-I thought Mockery was funny on the UCB board, & Agent Burdock told me to.
how long have you been on the board-This board a few days, the old board... mid june of 2000?
hobbies-Bicycling, drinking, Bowling, & painting
fav. music/band-Beck
fav. book-An Incompleat education
fav. movie-Night of the Living Dead
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know yet...Maybe Error, or jamesman.
what is that smell-Me, I haven't bathed in 6 hours...

What else...I'm on Lithium now, & I'm not as mean, or anthing else as I used to be on the old board.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
Name: Jeff
Age: 23
Job: If you don't know, you're a newbie
Where you at?: Massachusetts, just like it says under my name, fuckhead!
Why did you start posting?: Meatatarian
How long have you been on the board?: Since April 16, 2000
Hobbies: Eating meat
Fav. music/band: Difficult choice, but I'd have to go with The Gathering
Fav. book: Can't decide
Fav. movie: Probably Office Space. Another difficult choice
Who do you hate the most on this board?: Impossible to choose. So many fucktards
What is that smell?: Smells can't be transmitted over the Internet, dumbass!
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
Name- James
Age- 19
job- none
where you at?- Connecticut
why did you start posting- Came across the site, and then was drawn into the board community via FatSatan
how long have you been on the board- For about 4 days. Counting the old board though, about 8-9 months.
hobbies- Video games, writing, art, downloading and masturbating to porn
fav. music/band- KMFDM, Rammstein, Disturbed (get the laughs out of your system), and a bunch of other things.
fav. book- The Dragonlance Villains Series, Tony Hawk's Occupation: Skateboarder
fav. movie- Lord of the Rings Series, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Clue, Evil Dead series, Nowhere (can you tell that I don't like to limit myself to just one favorite?)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Evil Robot, Captain Robo, GnrySgtHartman, Jerseyboy, and a bunch of others.
what is that smell- The dead retarded kid under my mattress.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:32 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:34 PM       
Wow Carni, you have seemed to have gotten bitter over the last year..., Jixby as well.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
Name- John (after John Lennon)
Age- nice try
job- none
where you at?- New York
why did you start posting- I-mockery is one of my favorite sites
how long have you been on the board- bout 4 days
hobbies- Videogames, music, anime, etc
fav. music/band- Radiohead, NIN, Beck, Johnny Cash, Beastie boys, and a ton others
fav. book- anything thats cynical and evil
fav. movie- Princess Monoke, anything by Kevin Smith
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jersyboy, Captain Robo, GnrySrgtHartman, error, and a few others
what is that smell- my ASS
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:40 PM        My Turn
Name- McClain
Age- 23
job- Sailor
where you at?- San Diego
why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.
how long have you been on the board- January, 2001
hobbies- Web design, basketball, collecting remnants of my childhood
fav. music/band- Tie between Radiohead and Ben Folds Five.
fav. book- Siddhartha.
fav. movie- Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery
what is that smell- Me blowing cigarette smoke in your face.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:41 PM       
Name- Brian
Age- 15
job- Ha.
where you at?- Maryland
why did you start posting- certain topics interested me
how long have you been on the board- since september
hobbies- toys, computers, drawing, etc.
fav. music/band- Atari Teenage Riot or Obituary
fav. book- Jurassic Park
fav. movie- UHF
Who do you hate the most on this board- those damn newer-beis
what is that smell- It's Ireland! Come on Brian, let's check it out!
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.

You talkin about EvilZug? Cool guy, we talk fairly often on AIM. He's pretty good with Flash too.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery

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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
Name-Michael
Age-18
job-lazy fuck
where you at?-TEXAS CAN I GET A WHUT WHUT NIGGA G DOGG
why did you start posting-i didnt like somebody and wanted them to know
how long have you been on the board-approx. a year
hobbies-i hate things
fav. music/band-freestyle kings
fav. book-i burn books. DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES.
fav. movie-uh...goodfellas, TMNT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Robocop, Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Transformers, Trigun
Who do you hate the most on this board-its kind of childish. besides, you know who you are...
what is that smell-i cant smell anything, i can hardly breathe
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
Name- Jesus.
Age- Ageless
job- Son of God, Queer Hater, ****** Lover.
where you at?- Heaven, and in the hearts of all.
why did you start posting- Jesus needs no reason.
how long have you been on the board- Since it's birth, since, I'm jesus and I'm everywhere.
hobbies- Being Jesus, watching 13 year old girls bathe, acid.
fav. music/band- Christian Death Metal
fav. book- The Bible
fav. movie- Jesus
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jesus loves all.
what is that smell- Teen Spirit?
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
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why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.

You talkin about EvilZug? Cool guy, we talk fairly often on AIM. He's pretty good with Flash too.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery

Evil zug? I have know clue what you're talking about... Actually, the forum I was referring to was when John Hargrave had a show for ZDNet. It was a great show, but the people in the forum were sucky.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
Name- Jeff
Age- 16
job- Server at an assisted living center
where you at?- Saginaw, MI
why did you start posting- The site is great, lots of funny people on these boards
how long have you been on the board- Old board: about 6 months
hobbies- Guitar, Music, Video Games, Movies
fav. music/band- Metal/HardCore, although my favorite band is Smashing Pumpkins
fav. book- Please Kill Me: The Oral History Of Punk
fav. movie- Legally Blonde (I can't wait for part 2! )
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman and Rongi, I don't hate the newbs, as I am one
what is that smell- A maggot covered half eaten sandwich, discarded and forgotton under one of many fat rolls on Wayne Knights Belly
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 12:04 AM       
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I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 12:06 AM       
Name- Chris
Age- 20
Job- House Bitch
Where you at?- Springfield, OR
Why did you start posting?- TO GET ATTENTION.
How long have you been on the board?- Around February of 2002.
Hobbies- Art Shit, Exacerbating Friends and Relatives.
Favorite Music/Band- Ol' ROCK AND ROLL, ELO
Favorite Book- Felton and Fowler's Best, Worst and Most Unusual.
Favorite Movie-"The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"
Who do you hate most on this board?- INTERNET TRAILER TRASH, Generic garbage, Repetitious dregs of ignorance.
What is that smell?- BURBANK'S PERFUME.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 12:11 AM       
Name- Greg
Age- 24
job- Manager of a Janitorial Supplies company.
where you at?- Salem
why did you start posting- To humor myself.
how long have you been on the board- Too long.
hobbies- Biking, snowboarding, water activities.
fav. music/band- Tool, Primus
fav. book- Webster Dictionary
fav. movie- Scarface
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman, MBurbank, Evil Robot
what is that smell- Moisterizer chapstik smeared on my lips

edit: forgot to add Evil Robot, is all.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
Everybody stop hating jamesman, your gonna make him cry!
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
job- Manager of a Janitorial Supplies company.

AKA: The Janitor King!
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:12 AM       
Name- Kevin Barry Patrick Sullivan
Age- 22
job- College Student
where you at?- Albany, NY
why did you start posting- Because I just did.
how long have you been on the board- I dunno, since before ezboard.
hobbies- reading, sleeping, eating, listening to music, etc.
fav. music/band- i dunno.
fav. book- "The Third Policeman" by Flann O'Brien
fav. movie- Ghostbusters
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anybody.
what is that smell- What, er, the rock is cookin...? :/
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:14 AM       
Name- stephen
Age- 25
job- animation post production & internet tech. support
where you at?- ottawa
why did you start posting- i spammed some 8bit remixes i did in the art shit forum and people didn't flame me
how long have you been on the board- a year or so
hobbies- making welfare beats for video games that don't exist and never finishing anything
fav. music/band- LMF, Skinny Puppy, Amon Tobin
fav. book- marabou stork nightmares
fav. movie- depends on my mood
Who do you hate the most on this board- me
what is that smell-

edit: i put soundetest as 'name'
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