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Mockery Mockery is offline
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it

If I had a dollar for every child and serial killer that said that, well, I sure as hell wouldn't be posting in this thread.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
Name- Jason
Age- 25
job- Trying not to gouge my eyes out as I sit in front of a computer and wait for 5:00 to arrive
where you at?- Richmond, Va
why did you start posting- me and Roger go way back, like Lando and Han
how long have you been on the board- October 2000
hobbies- COMIC BOOKS
fav. music/band- Frank Black (with or without the Pixies), Tom Waits
fav. book- Sandman
fav. movie- The Seven Samurai, The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Who do you hate the most on this board- Too apathetic to care
what is that smell- Bitter disappointment.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
Name- Tim.......
Age- 20
job- Internet Tech
where you at?- Minnesota
why did you start posting- I enjoyed the site.
how long have you been on the board- I guess it would be about a year now
hobbies- video games, hanging out, snowboarding, walking since I don't have a car (it is fucking freezing here).
fav. music/band- Operation Ivy
fav. book- Words of Power: Castlevania 2 (haha) I dunno, maybe Game of Thrones.
fav. movie- Memento, Fight Club, Empire Strikes Back, Clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone here.
what is that smell- Defeat
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
Name- Chuck Baxter
Age- 16
job- Professional Asking My Parents for Moneyer
where you at?- Oklahoma City
why did you start posting- I did a google search for something and I never left
how long have you been on the board- A year and some month agos
hobbies- eating, sleeping
fav. music/band- i'm illiterate
fav. book- i'm illiterate
fav. movie- i'm illiterate
Who do you hate the most on this board- jeefgyle
what is that smell- me
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
Name: Jeremy
Age: 26
job: receptionist/bass player
where you at: Wisconsin
Why did you start posting?: Boredom, I suppose.
How long have you been on the board?: A few days.
hobbies: Reading, playing bass, video games, drinking myself into a drunken stupor, making out with my girlfriend, Pokemon.
fav music/band: Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Dance Hall Crashers, Pig Destroyer, Mr. Bungle.
fav book: Not sure, probably anything by Andrew Vachss or Chuck Palahniuk.
fav movie: Fight Club, Orgazmo, UHF.
Who do you hate most on this board?: Nobody, really.
What is that smell?: The dog. I'm sure of it.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
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making out with my girlfriend, Pokemon.
i think somebodys not telling the truth....
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
maybe his girlfriend is named pokemon
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
MAYBE HE'S DAVID BOWIE!!!

GET IT?!?!


POKE IMAN?!?!?

[size=x-small]fuck all you guys anyways[/size]
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
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fav. book- Words of Power: Castlevania 2 (haha)
OMG!! I had that!! I also had the one for Mega Man 2 and Ninja Gaiden. I think I had more too, but I can't remember.

Generator86, where in Wisconsin do you live? Maybe we can "hang out" or "chill."

But most importantly, you're a secretary. Hahahahaha.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:23 PM       
Damn, I'm so glad I posted this...
So many of you I like more all ready.
Proto...Fav. Comic books? For me it's anything hellboy, preacher, & Batman.
Max You have been my Hero sience your first Mini mock...
Rog, Where is your info?
Post damn you!
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
I think I still have the one for MM2. God, that was a piece of shit book.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
i had the blaster master one :/
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:58 PM       
ogha;liu;laoufpoaugtawflijqw OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLASTER MASTER ONE!!!!!!

THE BLASTER MASTER BOOK MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE A CORK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE AS SOON AS I REMEMBERED IT, A BUNCH OF OTHER CHILDHOOD MEMORIES CAME FLOODING BACK.

THAT WAS REALLY FUCKIGN WEIRD
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
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Rog, Where is your info? Post damn you!
Alrighty, here ya go Danno.

Name- -RoG-
Age- 26
job- Webmaster of I-Mockery (and seeking freelance web design projects)
where you at?- Richmond, VA (Cheapville, USA)
why did you start posting- I have no fucking idea.
how long have you been on the board- Since the dawn of time.
hobbies- Guitar/Keyboards/Singing, writing humorous web pieces, games, toy collecting, and I just started Tae Kwon Do lessons.
fav. music/band- Faith No More, Bad Religion, Cynic, Nine Inch Nails, Queensryche.
fav. book- The "Choose Your Own Adventure" series
fav. movie- High Strung (there is no substitute)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Who DON'T I hate?
what is that smell- Hopefully a nice tax refund.

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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
You know what CYOA books were really good? The Nintendo ones. They had little games and items that you'd play to determine your path sometimes.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:12 PM       
i remember those too...i only had the super mario bros one though...
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
We should write new ones, filled with adult themes.

"Mama mia!" exclaimed Luigi. "Bowser's running a drug trafficing business in the Mushroom Kingdom! We've got to stop him."

Mario slapped Peach across the face, and tossed her a crumpled up five-dollar bill before pulling his overalls back on.

"Yeah, I hear ya, bro. That's fucking lizard's got another thing comin, if he thinks he can muscle in on our drug ring..."

-If you want to go to the hermaphroditic porn shoot to see Toad, turn to page 50
-If you want to visit Yoshi, turn to page 17
-If you want to go kick back a 40 and then go gangbanging on some whack Goombas, turn to page 20
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
Name: Alan
Age: 17
job: student
where you at: Davis, California
Why did you start posting?: renee told me to.
How long have you been on the board?: about 6 months.
hobbies: Reading, video games, music, radio DJ.
fav music/band: Underworld, Autechre, Radiohead, Boards of Canada.
fav book: Red Dwarf (better than life) by grant naylor, Fight club by chuck P. No Logo from Naomi Kleine.
fav movie: silence of the lambs, fight club, ususal suspects, killer klowns from outer space, dancer in the dark.
Who do you hate most on this board?: i remember there was someone but he left so it doesnt matter.
What is that smell?: WHO FARTED
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
Name: Like hell
Age: 15
job: No
where you at: Somewhere in Alberta (Canada, morons)
Why did you start posting?: Mock suggested it after my horrible comics submitted for pixel pals
How long have you been on the board?: Since early last june
hobbies: Video games and movies
fav music/band: Classic rock and some theme music
fav book: The instruction booklet that came with my ps2...who would've seen that ending coming?
fav movie: Dawn of the dead or from dusk till dawn
Who do you hate most on this board?: No one right now
What is that smell?: I smell nothing, now go away
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:51 PM       
Name- Luke
Age- 19
job- Usher at Cinemark Movies 10, the fast food of movie theaters
where you at?- Redding, CA
why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it when I spammed him with my retarded geocities site.
how long have you been on the board- 3 years this July. fucked up, I know.
hobbies- videos and laughter
fav. music/band- BANDS
fav. book- BOOKS
fav. movie- MOVIES
Who do you hate the most on this board- !!!!
what is that smell- DONALD DUCK
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:52 PM       
Name- Jason
Age- 26
job- Overnight Transportation call center / private web dev
where you at?- Midlothian, Va (just outside of Richmond)
why did you start posting- I thought it would get rid of this rash
how long have you been on the board- a few years
hobbies- web dev, video games, guitar
fav. music/band- Queensryche, Machines of Loving Grace, Nightwish, Journey
fav. book- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket, Star Trek 2, Dune
Who do you hate the most on this board- me
what is that smell- my optimism rotting in a ditch
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
Name- Doug
Age- 15
job- Student/Work at Library (kinda)
where you at?- Long Island
why did you start posting- Lurked for a long time, finally decided to post
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- video games, music, art
fav. music/band- System Of A Down, Radiohead, Sublime
fav. book- I don't know :/
fav. movie- Don't really watch movies, but A Beautiful Mind was pretty good
Who do you hate the most on this board- You know who you are
what is that smell- My dog, unfortunately. I'm serious
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
Chuck Baxter

That's the coolest fucking name ever. Better than Helm's.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
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That's my name too . SUCKS TO HAVE A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
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Name- Luke
That's my name too . SUCKS TO HAVE A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE
My name means toilet
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