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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:29 AM       
I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:45 AM       
Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;

Name- Andrew P.
Age- 14.22983214875
job- Nothing (like a real american!)
where you at?- Connecticut (USA)
why did you start posting- Because this site owns
how long have you been on the board- A day....
hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general
fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down
fav. book- Speak
fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking....
Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line
what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 05:16 PM       
Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
Name- Megan~
Age- 15
job- Student
where you at?- n/a
why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason...
how long have you been on the board- not long at all
hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend
fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything
fav. book- don't have one...
fav. movie- idk
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet...
what is that smell-....you
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
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I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.
I too motivate myself with that CD; specifically the song "Moon Over Marin". Sounds like you have a pretty cool wife.

Carni if only my people could read and write! It would be like the days of Habib.[/i]
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 05:02 PM       
KUPLAH!
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 01:53 AM       
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Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.
OMG cover yer' eyes and run for the hills kiddies, before we soil your youthful innocence.

I can take it, calm down :/
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 03:46 AM       
Name- Christopher

Age-21

job-Meat&Cheese mechanic

where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV

why did you start posting-It was competitive.

how long have you been on the board-May 2001

hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser.

fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise.

fav. book-Do newspapers count?

fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick.

Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are.

what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers?
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character

And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt.

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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 03:56 PM       
I claim sloppy seconds
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 04:41 PM        Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
Name: Andrew
Age: 26
Job: "Interactive Art Director".
Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you.
Why did you start posting: Why do you care?
How long have you been on the board: A few minutes.
Hobbies: Hating life.
Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic.
Fav. book: I don't care.
Fav. movie: "High Strung".
Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone.
What is that smell: Look between your legs.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
I don't think Aversion knows how to read.

He's too BADASS.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.

Name: Danny

Age: Fresh and Legal

Job: Dirt Merchant

where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s...

why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul.

how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes?

hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery

fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails

fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin

fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh)

what do you hate most on this board?: myself

what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
I just got that GWAR dvd. good times.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:04 PM        Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
Name- Vomit
Age- ASL?
job- LOL
where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT.
why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE
how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE.
hobbies-ROTF
fav. music/band-LMAO
fav. book-LOL
fav. movie-OMG!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself
what is that smell- NO WAY!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:57 PM        Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42
job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million.
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
why did you start posting- I felt like it.
how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt.
hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby?
fav. music/band- The Who
fav. book- Sears catalogue.
fav. movie- Bring It On
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore.
what is that smell- I farted.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 10:15 AM       
ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.

Name- The Garish Bitch
Age- 26
job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development)
where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania
why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work
how long have you been on the board- About a year now
fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead,
fav. book- The Happy Hooker
fav. movie- The Idiots
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy!
what is that smell-Pretentiousness
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 06:48 PM       
I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night...
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 06:53 PM        Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
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where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
I like you

I bet nobody else on this board gets that reference
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
Sucks for them.

More 40z for us.
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