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Chris P. Bacon Chris P. Bacon is offline
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 02:46 PM        Buttcrack
I saw this movie called Buttcrack at Best Buy the other day. Apparently this guy has this chick he wants to move in with him but she won't because his roomate is a pig and always has his crack showing. So homeboy kills him. The guy comes back to life though and sucks blood and the only way you can kill him is to drive a wooden stake into his buttcrack hence the title. You can thank the Troma guys for this one.

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
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JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.


That was more like 4, but you get the idea.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 07:41 AM       
Blood Diner

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Evil Dead 1&2

So b-rated it's unbelievable. Bruce Campell was such a bad actor back then!

Now he's old and has a mustache :/
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
There's a early Peter Jackson movie that doesn't get much attention, that's called Meet the Feebles. Its like an R rated version of the Muppet Show. Its pretty good.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:00 AM       
Everyone should know about Jack Frost, but don't forget about Uncle Sam.
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
I just saw this fucker on HBO last night. Playmate of the Apes. Whoo boy, that was, well, I'm at a loss for words, to be honest. They couldn't go for more than five minutes(literally) without busting out in softcore lesbian action. Correction:BAD softcore lesbian action.

Don't get me wrong, I don't usually watch those movies, but I was both bored and sober, which is always a dangerous combination.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 02:52 AM       
I saw the most fucking hilarious movie EVER a few days ago. It's called Truth or Dare and it was directed by b-movie hero Tim Ritter. I can safely say that this is the funniest movie I have ever watched in my life. The acting, writing, and editing had me and my buddy Jesse in stitches. We have about a million inside jokes thanks to this movie. Watch this with a large group of friends and let the laughter begin. I wish I could say more, but I don't want to spoil it for you guys. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 01:59 PM       
Attack of the Killer Lamposts was pretty off, but my favourite would have to be...

THEM!
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 06:11 PM        blarg
redneck zombies - the story of a redneck who tried to use toxic waste to make moonshine.

the best thing about the movie was the tabbacy man. who was evillllllll....yet cool at the same time
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
Dawn of The Dead, I love the polka music when the zombies are wandering around the mall. The fake blood in that movie made me .
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
If you want to see a bad movie with awful character development seE M.D. GEIST directors cut.God that movie is horrible.Just a guy that kills things and ends up destroying the world becuase he cannot stop his fighting ways it makes me want to break the tv when the SEX scene between geist and his girl happen.ANNOTING....
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
I thAnk thet YOU'RE dEstroTING deh WorLD WIT your ANOTING SpaHlung.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
Why in the hell must he mock me?Damn you.Damn you straight to the next millienium.IT is scary your not.
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 02:56 AM       
Not only is IT not even remotely scary, the book is about 10(insert large number of zeros here) times better
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 08:28 PM       
Cough...
What about Peter Jackson?
Bad Taste? Dead Alive? Meet the Feebles?... Ok, so meet the Feebles wasn't actually horror... But comeon!
And I love Troma films! Tromeo and Juliet :D
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 10:03 PM       
I just did a big feature on Dead Alive recently:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive

And yes, Bad Taste was a great flick too. I hope he does horror movies again sometime. He's doing King Kong next. :/
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 01:56 AM       
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Cough...
What about Peter Jackson?
Bad Taste? Dead Alive? Meet the Feebles?... Ok, so meet the Feebles wasn't actually horror... But comeon!
And I love Troma films! Tromeo and Juliet :D
Holy shit on a shingle..

I thought I was the only person on the planet that'd seen Tromeo and Juliet.

Those of you with eagle-eye memories (or some shit like that) will remember it's the only movie review I ever did for the main site and it made the Spotlight
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 02:03 AM       
Yeah, Have you seen any other Troma films? Red Neck Zombies, Cannibal the musical? I love Troma films...
Oh another great film, 1,000 maniacs.. Or what it 10,000 maniacs.. All I know is it was great, gorey, and funny as hell!
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 02:11 AM       
You're talking to the King of Useless Horror Movie Shit Trivia
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
Sweet, My kinda person...
Have you seen Susperia? That's another great horror film.. I love horror movies... My friend just finished a horror called Killer Weed, And another did Redwood... Hopefully, one day those will be popular... They are going on sidewalk fest I am sure
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 02:35 AM       
I'd have to watch it again, as I've seen so many horror movies that I can't recall them all by memory alone anymore...

I did find that Buttcrack movie they were talking about earlier in this thread at Best Buy a coupla days ago but never got around to watching that.
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Old Nov 5th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
Anybody a Killer Klowns from Outer Space fan? I loved that flick as a kid, and still watch it anytime I see it on cable. For some reason I find the way they incorporate all the clown stuff into the murder to be quite clever.
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Old Nov 5th, 2003, 08:33 PM       
I liked that movie... But IT scared the shit outta me... I am not a big fan of clowns now... Sigh.
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