I want to practise my mocking...

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU AT ALL.

And yeah, Milhouse just LOOKS like a fat black guy.

[The Retro Kat]

TUBESOCK, WILL YOU HOST MY BABIES?

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESOCK, MORE LIKED LUBEDCOCK.

[Tubesock]

Cap'n Crunch: If you don't cut this stupid sailor scout bullshit, I'll get Tony The Tiger to lubecock your ass.

Retro Kat: Buy your own damn webserver and host your own damn babies!

[The Retro Kat]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT WEB SERVERS, I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX! MOSTLY ANAL!

[Tubesock]

Speak to Cap'n Crunch. He likes to hump Al Roker.

[The Retro Kat]

YOU TURN ME ON WAY TOO MUCH FOR SECOND RESORTS!

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESOCK, MORE LIKE ANKLESOCK!

[Big Papa Goat]

Tubesocks doing pretty good for someone who needs practise. Or practice. Wot wot.

[Perndog]

Quit trying to get on the newbies' good sides, Goat. You're making me jealous because they don't like me.

[Tubesock]

Retro Kat:
Nah, go for Cap'n. A man who came up with the word 'Lubedcock' should not be ignored by you.

Cap'n Crunch:
I warned you.

[Mike]

Stupid british ass-clown, you aren't mocking, you are being a whiny little bitch.

[The Retro Kat]

CAPN ISNT SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE LIKE YOURSELF, IM GOING TO PUT MY COCK IN YOUR ASS PRETTY SOON, CONSENTED OR NOT, YOULL BE PULLING OUT PUBES FROM THE STITCHES WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!

[Tubesock]

Mike, you want to join Cap'n and Tony in a gangbang? Then shut the fuck up, you ferret. Mike? What kinda nickname is that? Sounds like an inbred nymphomaniac child with amputated arms. I can see you self-felating while listening to Anthony Robbins tapes. GO MIKE! YOU CAN DO IT, BOY!

Retro Kat, I know you get sad and frustrated when someone mocks your puny ass, but that's no need to want to hump every goddamn thing in sight. Take a cold shower, read some Tolstoy, then put a lead ball behind your ear using a pump-action shotgun. I promise, the quivering sensation in your loins will disappear.

[ScruU2wice]

Nothing in this thread is funny at all except how much tubesock is trying to be funny

i particularly liked this post:

Originally Posted by Tubesock

Hello!! Geeks and Losers!!

ZING! there's no way any body can recover from that

First of all, shut yer navels! All of you! I said one person at a time! Learn to read from a dictionary, instead of animalsex.com! If you violate this order, I will hire the inbreds from Deliverance to violate YOU!

I really didn't know people learned to read from dictionaries. i really thought you'd look up words from that thing :/

To Perndog: WOW! Congratulations! You're American! YAY! You're also a retard. I asked Stephen Hawking what the combination of these two factors presents, and he gave me this formula:

American + retard = Inbred from Deliverance

im glad you had a good conversation with stephen hawking and how many hours he spent formulating that equation

Stay in this post. I may need to get you to rape one of the dickheads who can't read. Or play a banjo.

you mean one of those people who didnt learn how to read from the dictionary

Cap'n Crunch: Yes, that was a terrible comeback. And your cereal sucks too!

Sam: What is this Mad Max bullshit?? Did you just come back from Perndog's house or something??

And CaptainBubba, you don't win cause I know you're not a real captain.

i love how you have to respond to everyone seperatly and there still not funny...

[Esuohlim]

But I AM Al Roker

[Tubesock]

ScruU2wice (HAHAHAHA! I get the pun! It says Screw You Twice! Oh my, you should be one of those guys with the microphone who stands in front of the brick wall on cable TV! That's how much of a master you are at comedy! HAHAHAHA (loser)! )

I didn't really read much of your reply. I was bored with it and gave up trying to make sense. Even Stephen Hawking didn't understand, and that guy is super smart and gets all the chicks. But from what I could tell, you say people don't read from dictionaries and something about how I "have to respond to everyone seperatly and there still not funny...". First of all, it's "they're", not "there" -- as in "they are still not funny". Maybe you should go back on your comment about people not learning to read from dictionaries, cause you obviously are having problems, like that kid we throw rocks at at my high school. The teacher asks him to read the blackboard, which says "The cat walked across the road". The kid goes "blargahagagagaahagagah!" and passes out. You are that kid. He smells like poop. So do you. You also eat Cap'n Crunch.

Before you accuse people of not being funny, try a) learning to read and write properly and b) being funny yourself. Despite what you've been taught, putting roll-eyes smilies at the end of your lines isn't the apex of humour. In fact, it's around the level of Retro Kat's dry-humped butt.

[The Retro Kat]

YOU SUCK AT MOCKING AND TELLING HUMOR. FUCK, HOLD MY HAND, IM ABOUT TO CUM!

[Tubesock]

I'm ignoring you till you put that lead ball behind your ear.

[Esuohlim]

I AM AL ROKER

NOW THE FORCAST IS HAIL THE SIZE OF YOUR BALLS FALLING OVER YOUR HOUSE.

LOL, THE JOKE IS THAT THERE IS NO HAIL. LOO LOO

[Cap'n Crunch]

WOW TUBESOCK, YOU CAPTURED ME PERFECTLY WITH MYSELF OVERLAPPING TONY THE TIGER'S FINGER. AND THAT IS MY PICTURE TOO, A 16-BIT RICK FROM SPLATTERHOUSE. :ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLEYES

[Tubesock]

Al, get back to drawing shitty comics and stop stalking me.

Cap'n Crunch, that doesn't change the fact you make shitty breakfast cereals, play shitty 16-bit games, and are Tony's bitch.

[ScruU2wice]

tubesock maybe you sould not commit to calling people ignorant and illiterate, when all your posts are full of amercan stereotypes. its funny how you know me even though i live in a completely different country than you, and you've only read one of my posts :/

so i guess since you love stereotypes here's what the rest of the world thinks of you
tubesock's teeth:

[Tubesock]

First of all, scruU2wice, you are ignorant and illiterate.

Second of all, how do you know I live in Britain, loser? I could be American. Though the good part, not the inbred part where you're from.

I also found your teeth:


And your ma's teeth:


And your pa's teeth: (This is the pa who touches your goodies at night time)


Lastly, I SAID BE FUCKING FUNNY! Your posts are boring and you need to pep them up with things like jokes and humour.

[Big Papa Goat]

Tubesock isn't amusing me anymore.