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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:16 AM       
IT'S FULL OF OLD HELLO KITTY SNACKS AND FLOAM ISN'T IT?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:29 AM       
A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN HE NOT?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:32 AM       
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Sneak peak now, because I'm too lazy to finish the present.



Christmas wishes do come true!
Hahaha yes! Glad it arrived aok. It took me a friggin half hour to wrap that beast of a box with my grocery bags. :o Anyway, I hope you like your gift as much as I like your shirt!

Looking forward to your photo story 'n pics tomorrow. This is gonna be great hahaha
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:41 AM       
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IT'S FULL OF OLD HELLO KITTY SNACKS AND FLOAM ISN'T IT?
That guy has seriously never been back since his shitty present last year
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 02:05 AM       
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I was mainly referring to how most new people suck, not questioning your ability to kiss mockery's ass and successfully post pictures with a WACKY STORY.
Better watch out or next year you might get him as your secret santa and end up with a box full of horrible things that will scar you for life.

Also someone sent old fruit snacks and floam? Wow big spender huh?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 02:27 AM       
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Also someone sent old fruit snacks and floam? Wow big spender huh?
Yes, and I was the one who received 'em last year. Check the 2006 Secret Santa thread.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 04:22 AM       
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secret santa and end up with a box full of horrible things that will scar you for life.
No I wouldn't do somethign like that, I think the guy is still bottling hate about the gay and tranny pirate porn he recieved from secret santa 2005 XD and the threats of being B& hammered, I don't think I could top that.

Unless....
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 07:38 AM       
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Yes, and I was the one who received 'em last year. Check the 2006 Secret Santa thread.

Well at least it looked like Captain Rocket. Or maybe we could call him Captain Crotch Rocket did not get anything at all. Kind of poetic when you think of it.

If I ever get you for a secret santa I will be sure to include Floam and Gummi snacks with it just so you can remember the good times of 2006
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:45 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 03:37 PM       
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I'm confused by this, it shouldn't have been something they were to have signed for. Oh well, mine made it.
Pics up... sometime, camping this weekend, we'll see.
EDIT: Thanks JTP, you rock. My friends were way jealous of some of the stuff.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 03:47 PM       
A box full of severed, yet ethnically varied hands?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 04:19 PM       
GET TO POSTING YOUR PICS, CANCER BOY.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
I have not recieved any package :<
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 09:14 PM       
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GET TO POSTING YOUR PICS, CANCER BOY.
Yeah really, this had better be the KING of all photo stories, Fathom. No pressure.

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I have not recieved any package :<
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As for people not having their gifts yet, give it 'til the 15th or 16th and then start worrying. The postal service is notoriously slow around this time o' year, but as long as you provided the correct address to me during your Secret Santa sign-ups and your S.S. didn't completely fuck things up, your gifts should arrive within a reasonable amount of time.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:15 PM       
It's gonna kick ass. I'm still editing a few photos together.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:25 AM       
All of the following events actually happened and I am merely recreating them. The second is larger because it'd be a kickass background for some of you degenerates, my Christmas gift to those who otherwise wouldn't receive one.

It started when I got the package from the Rog-meister.



My elbow is the biggest part of my arm, by the way. Anywho, I'll spare you guys the agony of an unboxing.



OH SHIT SON. I never had one of these as a child. Now was my chance. One thing I found odd, though, was the word "MAGIK" scrawled on the side in a mixture of yogurt and blood. Your guess is as good as mine as to what kind of yogurt it was.



Damnit, I didn't sign up for this.




The manual read like stereo instructions. So I made a few subtle modifications, seen below:



YEAH, he's the castle guardian while I'm gone at work or school or play.

DOOM FORTRESS COMPLETE.



Now that it was done, I could see the complete yogurt & blood inscription:

"Yo, man. This castle is magik. Yule be visited by three ghosts tonight. YULE HAHAHAHA. Yeah! These ghost will show you the error of your sloven and non-meshing ways!"

Needless to say, I thought it was a dumbass prank that the Rog-ster pulled on me so he could write another article or something. It didn't bother me until I went to brush my teeth...



"What the fuck, dude?"



"WUZZA WUZZA WUZZUP, DAWG!? I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. Look upon the err in my ways and hair and reflect upon them."

"Pft. Whatever, dude."

I walked out into the hall and over to the left, I saw another familiar figure.



"I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT! LOOK AT ME AND REVEL IN MY MEDIOCRITY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"



I ducked into my room just before it ate my soul or turned me into stone or something. However, nothing prepared me for my next visitor.




"Lol, I am ghost of xmas future. I love mishcief makers and am totally not like my friends who are all dumb and ugly. I hate them alot but they love me dumbasses."

"Not this time, jerk-face!"





"DIEEEEEEE!"

Unfortunately, the ensuing fight was too epic and can't be seen with human eyes, lest they explode and you'll bleed awesome.

As the smoke cleared and the remnants of GW's head fell to the ground, there was a smell in the air not unlike that of a tub of butter. I walked over and looked at the pile of sadness before me.

"He should have listened to me. He made the wrong decision, and he got burned for it, in the end. I just hope she's alright. I bet she's still running, even now. Goodbye, old friend."

I glanced down and amongst the ashes, there was a glint of silver. Could it be?

HELL YES.



The moral of the story is: "Guitar Woman is a ghost pinata filled with stickers, so shoot him if you ever get the chance."

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Falalalala and all that jazz.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:29 AM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:36 AM       
gahahaha I enjoyed that. Fuck you vila and gw :D
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:52 AM       
Hehe nice pics, I particularly like the one of you popping out of the castle with the gun in hand. Good job assembling it ($20 can go a long way, eh?), though you really should've decorated it more. You barely even colored it in.

THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, I GAVE HIM A GODDAMNED CASTLE AS A GIFT! TAKIN' SECRET SANTA TO NEW HEIGHTS IN '07!
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:53 AM       
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Next year we should have 3 sections.
- Completely new people
- Pretty new people
- People who have been here for more than 2 fucking years.
Ya know Zomboid... Times a much better filter than any user imposed classification system.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:59 AM       
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THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, I GAVE HIM A GODDAMNED CASTLE AS A GIFT! TAKIN' SECRET SANTA TO NEW HEIGHTS IN '07!
Ohh just you wait till my person gets their gift. One of the items will take some assembly as well and it's in a league of its own.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:21 AM       
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Hehe nice pics, I particularly like the one of you popping out of the castle with the gun in hand. Good job assembling it ($20 can go a long way, eh?), though you really should've decorated it more. You barely even colored it in.
Time constraints. I plan to paint it later anyway.

Haha, I just noticed that you can barely tell it's a lightgun in the pictures.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
i got my gift today!



omg omg omg omg omg omg



not funny



EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T SIGN IT, i knew it was microshock because he PMed me RUINING THE SURPRISE to tell me that it was going to be late

and no i'm not going to chew the gum because my teeth hurt

j/k it's alright



included: an enormous red bow, a massager sponge, 4 packs of gum, a poncho, devil horns (that DIDN'T light up when i put batteries in them ), a hair clip, a pencil topper, a losing scratched scratch ticket and some sort of fish toy.

so what did i do with (most of) these items?



i enjoyed myself!
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 07:00 PM       
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! But where's the little green monkey?

And i'm sorry that the devil horns didn't work. : (
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 09:14 PM       
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