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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
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Don't worry fellas.. maybe next year my Secret Santa will be the shit
I'll give you a present next year whether I'm your Santa or not.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:04 PM       
Awww shucks man that is awesome
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 03:19 AM       
I-mockery,

I am very sorry for this grief I have bestowed upon you by not posting any of the required pictures that I am obligated to show you.

But I literally just found my video cable for my camcorder! I mean like, about two minutes ago I found it and the first thing I thought to do was to get on i-mockery to alert you to this. I am a good participant and a good American and I intend to follow through with all of my promises. The question though is when? Soon. Very soon. Not right at this moment, but soon.

Again, I apologize for all the grief.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
The best part about Secret Santa is the drama is causes when we inevitably see who screwed over who.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM       
I could come to matjack's rescue

you fanicful lady you.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
I agree with Achimp.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 04:05 AM       
So Jixby sent me his Secret Santa video yesterday, he apologizes for the delay
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XJBAvxfR6Bw
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 09:43 AM       
Haha, jerk
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 01:50 PM       
So he really didn't make a Secret Santa video, then?
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
I trust that Jixby is hard at work on his Secret Santa picture show and when he's done he'll unveil it here himself.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 01:03 AM       
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I could come to matjack's rescue

you fanicful lady you.
I'm a damsel in distress
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
unfortunately, jixby's camera was in another castle.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 12:31 PM       
Well anyway, I got Jixby a dog toy shaped like sushi, some circus peanuts, a jar of a spice that looks like Christmas tree needles, a book by Jenny McCarthy, and a few other things that, by themselves, aren't funny, but I thought Jixby might be able to combine them for an amusing video.

So is he banned from the forums now, or are we giving him more time?
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
I'm still waiting for Darklycan to post his pics?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:36 PM       
So what's going on here?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:47 PM       
Not much. I've banned Darklycan and Jixby for not posting anything, and I'm glancing at the list to see who else is overdue. I think the only other person is the guy who screwed over Mattjack and Proto.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:52 PM       
Ah ok. I'm a bit surprised at jixby.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:00 PM       
I am, too. I can't believe he didn't make more of an effort to try and get his video made and up on Youtube.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:18 PM       
Well it's no mystery at this point, it was Noob3 who screwed over both MattJack and Proto. So at this point it's safe to say "screw him" and ban his ass.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:22 PM       
Maaan seriously. 2 long time posters now gone (for good reason) while we're stuck with a slew of shitty new ones and a few decent to good ones. This sucks . I'm not entirely shocked at noob fucking people over though. Really sucks for MattJack and Proto too.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:02 PM       
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Not much. I've banned Darklycan and Jixby for not posting anything, and I'm glancing at the list to see who else is overdue. I think the only other person is the guy who screwed over Mattjack and Proto.
When did you ban him? He didn't get my gifts 'till 7 january because of the postal services...I was happy that the package did arrive after long weeks of waiting, but the "no-photo" part kinda sucks.

Edit: talking about Darklycan
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:09 PM       
Is it forever-ban or like.. until next Christmas?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:12 PM       
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When did you ban him? He didn't get my gifts 'till 7 january because of the postal services...I was happy that the package did arrive after long weeks of waiting, but the "no-photo" part kinda sucks.

Edit: talking about Darklycan
That's great. I banned him more than two weeks after he received them.

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Is it forever-ban or like.. until next Christmas?
As the rules on the very first post state, the ban is permanent.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:15 PM       
I always just figured that was for riff raff. I had no idea I-Mockery's fist was so.. iron-y.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:17 PM       
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That's great. I banned him more than two weeks after he received them.
Bleh.

Anyway, I sent him a green plastic dinosaur, a plastic crosbow, a box with three magic tricks, a box with a plastic pirate+cannon, a really awful puzzle, a plastic ice cream cone that shoots puffy ice-cream...balls? A round light tunnel thingie which you can hang around your neck, an Alien egg that grows in water, a pink squishy sticky squid and...that's it I think.
So yeah, better luck next year I guess.
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