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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 06:22 AM       
Balls of Fury, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, The Simpsons Movie (which I actually could only stomach 1/2 an hour of)
I don't see many movies. And I will only go to the theater to see stuff I deem worth paying for. I'm cheap.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 02:54 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 11:09 PM       
Out For Justice, classic Seagal
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 09:07 AM       
Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door -- This one will leave you crawling into the shower wanting to boil your skin off.

The Call of Cthulhu by the HPL Historical Socitey -- Pretty much shatters the notion that B films are junk while shattering your sanity.
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 06:53 PM       
Hell Comes to Frogtown. AWESOME 80's b-movie. It's about a man named Sam Hell (played by none other than the pro wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper) who just happens to be a fertile man in post nuclear america, getting hired by the army to save a bunch of women from a town inhabited by frog mutants. It's totally great.
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 07:01 PM       
I totally wanted to watch Dead Man's Shoes.
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
Sweeney Todd - A good movie if you like musicals, and violence, which i do. So it was a damn good movie. Emu can go suck an ass.
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 03:01 AM       
Commando Director's Cut.

If you haven't seen this great 80's action flick, I highly recommend you turn off your copy of Bratz: The Movie and pick this shit up.
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 04:18 AM       
commando is hilarious highly recommended
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 07:30 AM       
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I totally wanted to watch Dead Man's Shoes.
do it man. its gotta have the best use of 'cunt' in any film. i agree its definitely better than this is england, which is pretty good in its own right but it felt like whatshisname just wanted to make a movie about skins more than anything else. gonna try and get hold of nil by mouth next, ray winstone! what a magnificent bastard. cant believe he turned into mr fucking beaver in lion witch and the wardrobe.
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 08:36 PM       
I saw The Golden Compass thinking it might be as enjoyable as the book, or at the very least tihnking NIcole Kidman could act in character.

I was so wrong. So terribly wrong.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 04:48 AM       
i just finished watching "primer." probably one of the better movies i've seen about time travel
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 08:10 AM       
Zodiac and Goodfellas.

Zodiac was really good, if a little long. Goodfellas was also enjoyable, though I'd seen it before.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 09:16 AM       
Bubba Ho-Tep.
It was pretty much what I expected. :D
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
The Girl Next Door (2007)

This was really fucked up. It was good, but disturbing. The fact that it was based on a real torture/murder and in reality there wasn't any good characters and no one thought anything odd about the situation makes it that much worse.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
Yeah, I don't think thats a movie I'll ever watch for pleasure.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
I have been actively avoiding this for years, but I now give up. Without reading the books for comparison, I am watching the "Harry Potter" films, from start to their current end, starting with the first 3.

So I watched the 1st one a bit ago and thought, Goddamn! The music for this is totally ripping off "Star Wars". Then watching the credits, I saw John Williams did the score.

It it me, or is Alan Rickman the model for all "emo" kids?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:03 PM       
I <3 Hans Gruber.



The Manhattan Project is a really good film.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:23 PM       
Gaaaaahh....

Simpsons Movie! - I'd say it was worth all the hype. The huomr was good enough for me and it felt like a movie. That was good.

Dance of the Drunk Mantis! - The Drunken Master sequel you never heard of because it dosen't have Jackie Chan but you can get it with five other flicks for 15 bucks. Still, this film holds it's own and Sickness Boxing sounds bizarre enough to work. Just like Drunken Boxing.

A Christmas Story! - Well, YEAH!
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
I am Legend. A really good film, despite the ending and the Playstation baddies (i wont get into the vampire/zombie debate). Will Smith did pretty well in what was predominantly a one-man show, and that dog seriously deserves a best supporting actor nomination! I must read the book some time, because i'm a big fan of Richard Matheson's work on things like the Twilight Zone.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
The last movie I watched was Dead Man on Campus...
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 01:43 PM       
Full Metal Jacket, Godfather Pt.1.

Both were excellent.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

MM, watch this, you'd probably like it :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zFLxV825lt8
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 09:31 AM       
Three Burials.

Pretty cool movie. Very different.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 11:47 AM       
Sonny Chiba's The Bodyguard
Very classic! I didn't realize how much Tarantino took from old Chiba films until I saw this one. It's a shame all the boobs were censored by pixelation blurs though
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