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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 12:49 PM       
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It's a shame all the boobs were censored by pixelation blurs though
Just watch a porn for god's sake.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 12:51 PM       
Juno, it was good.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
i got to go to a press screening of there will be blood. the movie was good, the sandwiches were not.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 04:40 PM       
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Just watch a porn for god's sake.
Porn is boring without violence. Duhhh
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 06:29 AM       
Watched American Gangster today, the pacing of the first half is a bit slow but picks up and ends up being a really good movie.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 12:00 PM       
Transformers 2007 - Wasn't quite as bad as Protoclown said it was, but it was still pretty bad. He covered pretty much everything there was to cover. I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in any fight scene, especially the last where all the Transformers look the same and I half-expected one of them to go "Woah, I'm on your side!" If I were more of a Transformers fan that I am, I probably would have been all-out offended by this movie.

Spiderman 3 - I'm still undecided if this was worse than Transformers or not. Mary Jane is a jealous slut, Toby Maguire always had the stupidest grin on his face, and Thomas Hayden Church looked like he was trying to push his skull out of his head the entire movie. The part with Peter getting high off Venom did the impossible and managed to be even more painful to watch than the sneaking-in-the-backyard-masturbation-chat scene in Transformers. At the least the final fight scene was comprehendable, and the cookie jar comment was funny.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Spider-Man 3 was a piece of shit. There's no way it's worse than transformers. He turns into a fucking emo.
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Old Jan 27th, 2008, 06:06 AM       
Completely agree, whoever made the stupid descion to make SM emo should be be hung by their feet and slowly dipped into a vat of strong acid. And sandman was a pointless character who gets defeated in a spaz way
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Old Jan 27th, 2008, 08:15 AM       
Street Car Named Desire - I tried really really hard to watch it but after 45 minutes it had to be turned off. Just couldn't get into it.

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - A classic which I'd never watched before. It was quite enjoyable, I especially liked the ending.
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Old Feb 7th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
the last comedy that enjoy to watch was Hot Rod, and as for adventure Beowulf.
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Old Feb 7th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
i'm not a american macho guacho fan but i think that Rambo (yeah the forth) is more gore and violent than others out there, i hope that comes on dvd soon
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Old Feb 7th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
Might be awhile for it to make it out on dvd there. You can probably expect it on beta max soon enough though
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 07:50 AM       
I last watched Amon : Apocalypse Of Devilman and Devilman Live Action.
I kinda liked hearing Akira Fudo getting angry.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 12:47 PM       
Our Man in Havana - It's even older than the shit sticking to my grandfathers toilet, but pretty good actually...as opposed to the shit. Very funny idea and not bad acting either. So if you don't mind watching movies in black and white, I'd recommend it.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 10:31 PM       
Das Experiment
This was best movie I have seen in ages. Feeling this movie gives is little like in Battle Royale: "What would i do in that kind situation, would my persona change"

Pat Garret and Billy the kid
In this movie was 3 good things: Blood, Bob Dylan and people talking with low voices. As a western medium. I wouldn't have liked this without those 3 things.

Conan Barbarian
Came from tv and i Watched it again. This was better i remembered. Insantly one of my favourite movies. Music and atmosphere are somethoing awesome in this movie. Real feeling of adventure.

Day after tomorrow
I needed something to watch while eating, this movie doesn't need consenration. Yeah, this doesn't give much, but as a entertaiment this is good. In movie's situation i would have sat naked outside and laughted to silly americans who freeze.
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
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it was alright. at least i got to see christina ricci's boobs so it was not all that bad.
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
I just watched Material Girls. I have actually torn out my own eyes it was so terrible. Damn girlfriend - no girl is worth that kind of torture.
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
I watched The Squid and the Whale this weekend: Possibly the most depressing film ever but it was still good and I really liked the ending.
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- Walk the Line (second time watching it, still good though)
- John Rambo 4
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Old Feb 21st, 2008, 04:34 PM       
I just remembered that I also watched "Shoot 'Em Up". It was actually a really enjoyable film, not big or clever, but enjoyable non-the-less. I think the best description for it would be "gun porn".
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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
I watched gone baby gone the oth ernight and that was pretty good then I watched there will be blood which was almost really good . oh and I watched citizen cain which was decent and inhereit the wind which I liked overall but hated most of the court sequences.

I am legend: have you guys seen the last man on earth starring vincent price? i am legend is based on that i think it's pretty cool ;o

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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
The Burning -- amazingly low-budget (but EXCELLENT) horror flick starring none other than Jason Alexander. and he has hair!!!!

Tombstone -- i can never get enough of Val Kilmer saying "I'm your Huckleberry"

Faces of Death -- i remember this movie being so terrifying when i was a kid. seriously?!?! was i retarted when i was 12?!?!?!

Eastern Promises -- the 5th time i've seen it. besides naked Viggo, the movies itself is pretty good.

Meatballs -- i love movies set at summer camp, what can i say?? plus the theme song is always stuck in my head for some reason. let me ask you -- are YOU ready for the summer????

Dirty Dancing -- i'm a chick, and i miss the object of my affection (who lives in stupid Texas) and was feeling a little mopey. so sue me. this is the only "chick flick" that i approve of. seriously. and nobody puts baby in the corner. *sigh*
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 11:33 PM       
Beverly Hills Cop- Best amrican film. I felt Eddi Murphy was very humurous. he is cop bends law to sovle good firends murder I give 5 star rayting. Damon Wayne's appearence was very humor, acted like a homosexual. Bananna in tailpipe also I laughed.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 09:05 AM       
Yeah Eddie Murphy used to be OK before he started playing all the characters in his films.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
I just finished watching THE DARKEST dark comedy ever, Big Nothing. David Schwimmer and Simon Pegg attempt to con a reverend who visited illegal porn sites, and eveything goes to shit. This movie is not for the weak of heart, or those who like happy endings.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 11:11 PM       
Be kind Rewind.

This movie has so much life in it. It's Most Definitely worth going to see. A lot of humor is involved but the character development really make the movie shine. A lot of people don't like Jack Black but he was really good in it. Obviously Mos Def and Danny Glover did an amazing job. I've never seen anything bad that Michel Gondry has done. To me his films are always really inspirational.
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